The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

In fact, Ken's full name was Ken Never Approves Ken. 

[Silva]

"Never" and "Approves" were his middle names.

[whattheHoid she/her]

His parents were Ben Betty Ken; they were pirates.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The most feared pirates in the Seven Seas!

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunately the other hundred seas weren't scared at all.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And now for something completely different 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Larry the jukebox was sad because he didn't know how to knit.

[BitBitio he/him]

In his defense, his mother only taught him how to crochet.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He tried and tried so hard, that he decided to join a knitting club, but found out he joined the embroidery one instead.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Breadmunks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Post its.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Larry was picked on by Jerry, who found out Larry was trying to learn to knit. Jerry liked to embroider.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Barry however liked to see and made fun of Larry and Jerry for liking to knit and embroider.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Barry was a stereotypical tough guy person who looked down on any activity that didn't drench his tough guy person jukebox arms with either motor oil or the blood of his enemies.

[+Sorana she/her]

And he liked chocolate.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Motor oil chocolate.

Made in Ozia United.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He never skipped leg day.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Aslo available only in Ozia United

[+Sorana she/her]

But you would get a nice personlized cup too.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Covered and filled in motor oil and blood, of course.

[+Sorana she/her]

Inside a beautiful wrapped package. With a green bow on top.

[Ink he/him]

It wasn't rigged to explode at all... nope, definitely not.

Edit: a kid just walked by and was like: Ink, why are you talking about bombs? except they used my real name. i told them it was none of their business where I sold my bombs. Not sure what he's thinking now, but he's probably smart enough to know i'm joking.

Edited November 1, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Instead it was rigged to Breadmunk.

[whattheHoid she/her]

A breadmunk walked by the package and exploded into thousands of chirping Breadmunks wearing knitted scarves and embroidered hats.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

It was really quite the spectacle.