The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

There were only three people in the small army.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt gathered up his friend Army to take on General Direction. Unfortunately, General Clumsiness and General Chaos came along with Army too.

[+Sorana she/her]

General Direction started laughing once he saw General Clumsiness and General Chaos.

[Kidpen he/him]

General Chaos missed Generals Dragon and Sunshine.

Anyone get the reference?

[+Sorana she/her]

The band?

So he wrote them a letter and asked them to come as well.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He offered a pamplemousse la croix 

pamplemousse is fun to say

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

They all drank the refreshing taste of la croix pamplemousse. Sales of la croix went up a heap.

Haha. I really like la croix actuellement and I happen to be drinking a pamplemousse one too. 

[+Sorana she/her]

So Butt decided to buy a Venture selling pamplemousses.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

They all decided to dress up as a pamplemousse and sell door to door.

[BitBitio he/him]

The door to door didn't want to be sold.

"Don't sell me!" it said.

[+Sorana she/her]

But they sold it anyway.

[+Ark1002]

Don't Sell Me came to Door to Door's rescue, taking it from it's oppressors.

Edited October 24, 2018 by Ark1002

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt started to chase Door to Door and Don't Sell Me and chucking pamplemousse la croix's all the while.

[+Sorana she/her]

The Generals found this very funny and forgot about their war.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

2 hours ago, Kidpen said:

General Chaos missed Generals Dragon and Sunshine.

Anyone get the reference?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSHNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY MEET ANOTHER HPMOR PERSON!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY-

Discord sneezed at them.

Edited October 24, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Harmony coughed at them.

What is HPMOR? I need to know, Gancho is so excited!

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt was bored.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

HPMOR stands for 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'. Tis a work of harry potter fanfiction, and tis one of the best books I have or ever will read.

So he coughed again.

[Kidpen he/him]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSHNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY MEET ANOTHER HPMOR PERSON!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY-

Discord sneezed at them.

Finished it? 

HPMOR is Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a Harry Potter fanfic. The premise is that magic makes sense, and Harry tries to figure out how it works and hacks the heck out of it. Until I finished it, I was of the opinion that it was literally the best thing I've ever read. That's how good it was. Too bad the ending was subpar. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

2 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Finished it? 

HPMOR is Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a Harry Potter fanfic. The premise is that magic makes sense, and Harry tries to figure out how it works and hacks the heck out of it. Until I finished it, I was of the opinion that it was literally the best thing I've ever read. That's how good it was. Too bad the ending was subpar. 

Yeah, I see your point. The ending is still amazing, in my opinion, but it isn't quite as good as the rest of the book. still gave me plenty of chills, tho.

are you talking about (HPMOR spoilers)

Spoiler

the final battle or the actual end? cuz I thought the final 'battle' was pretty guucci

Anyway, OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OF MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Gancho Libre said:

Yeah, I see your point. The ending is still amazing, in my opinion, but it isn't quite as good as the rest of the book. still gave me plenty of chills, tho.

are you talking about (HPMOR spoilers)

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the final battle or the actual end? cuz I thought the final 'battle' was pretty guucci

Anyway, OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OF MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that that is the spot it ended. He shoved a ridiculous amount of sequel fodder that he didn't use in there.

He started making music with his bodily noises.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Just to clarify, (HPMOR spoilers):

Spoiler

You thought the resolution was subpar, not the final showdown at the graveyard?

And, well, you can't blame him for putting a bunch of extra stuff in. One of the best parts is finishing and feeling like there's more to read.

Plus, it's great for advertising.

Twinkle, Twinkle, little star, to be exact.

[Kidpen he/him]

Spoiler

Yeah, the resolution. To be honest, I kind of can blame him, because he stuck all that in and very specifically decided not to continue it. It ends completely unresolved.

But whoever was near him was playing the ABCs, so they were completely different.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Spoiler

Ok, well, I have to Quarrel (hahaha...) with you as long as you're fine with the final showdown. 

Oh, the goosebumps...

 

And another person played 'Ba ba black sheep, which really messed them up.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

This Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality story sounds very interesting...

That person was Borio Singaldi.