The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

All the Cookies followed them there, awed by the music. All but a little single cookie...

[BitBitio he/him]

A cookie named Stewart Pid, or Stew Pid for short.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Stew Pid hated metal music and nursery rhymes, so he decided to gather some followers and stop Licks and his band.

[Kidpen he/him]

Stew's style of music was pop music about sandwiches. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Top hits included, Hit this Sandwich one more time, Oops, I made this Sandwich, Sandwich in a Bottle, and This Sandwich I promise you. Stew was extremely popular in Korea.

[+Sorana she/her]

He loved to play for his fans there. And nobody tried to eat him!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Stocks in Sandwiches went way up because of his love for Sandwiches and Ballads.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And for Ballads in Sandwiches.

[Kidpen he/him]

But the Ballads nation and Sandwitches nation sued for copyright.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But nobody wanted to vote ButTheBalladsNationandSandwitchesnationSued into the noble office of Copyright.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Behold!, a Fryderyk Sandwich Chopin came around and played his Nocturne for Sandwiches and his Ballade in g-sandwhiches and everyone forgot about copyrights, so we're they moved by the compositions of Chopin, the legendary Sandwich. You could say it was a Bewitching Sandwich of a Time!

[+Sorana she/her]

And they all bowed down before its might.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Hey!" Times, the tough guy, yelled. "I'm too tough for music. Don't write Ballads in my name!"

[Kidpen he/him]

But Stew wrote some in Times's name anyways.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In fact, Stew wrote:

"Some,

Sincerely Times,"

[Kidpen he/him]

Why do you keep twisting my words around Gancho!?!? That's my job!!!

 

Times was upset, because he would never ever write "Some". He asked Stew to duel him in Yu-Gi-Oh.

[+Sorana she/her]

Stew pulled out his cards. "Time for a duel"

[whattheHoid she/her]

Times yelled out, "It's time to pay the price!" In a cockneyed British accent of course.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So he finally paid $1.03 for his lunch earlier that day.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He did this just as Stew flung a handful of Yu-Gi-Oh cards channeling his inner Oddjob hat throwing skills.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, as everyone but Stew knew, cards are not hats, so the Yu-Gi-Oh cards fluttered slowly to the ground.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Stew was a dyslexic, but only when it came to cards and hats. He was midly disappointed. So he brought out his Pokemon cards to join the battle in an attempt to save face.

Touché Gancho.

[Silva]

But then a mediator showed up and told them to use cards with English monarchs on them instead because they were far superior and brought up the pressure more.

Edited October 19, 2018 by Silva

[whattheHoid she/her]

But turns out all they had were Finnish monarch cards so they tried to slide them by the mediator.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But the mediator wasn't Finnished with them yet.

Sorry, but I had to. Perfect opportunity.