The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

It didn't want to and started to pout.

Wow, I hate clowns and have no idea how we got here. They are creepy.

[Kidpen he/him]

The clown suddenly screamed. It wasn't scary, just annoying.

 

[Wondercat]

As the clown screamed, he jumped up and down creating a fit. A fire started from his whining.

Edited September 28, 2018 by Wondercat

[Rebecca she/her]

1 minute ago, Wondercat said:

As the clown sreamed, he jumped up and down creating a fit.

Psst. Bold it.

[Wondercat]

3 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Psst. Bold it.

Just did.

[Ink he/him]

It was a very cold fire.

[Silva]

It was put out because the last thing this thread needed was an explosion. But the firefighter was too late and...

[Ink he/him]

It caused the clown's chickens to have a sneezing contest.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which was out of character for them, because they were blue-feathered Cojiro Cuccoos, who almost never make noise.

[Silva]

A plot hole formed.

[Ink he/him]

Some Plot Gophers had dug it.

[Kidpen he/him]

The plot gophers were tired of their holes being filled via retcon, and went to destroy all the retcons in the world. To do this, they had to make it so the man who originally tried to take over the world used teriyaki chicken instead of hamsters.

[Silva]

This was difficult because all the chickens turned into potatoes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They turned into delicious boiled potato stew that was made by Samwise Gamgee.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit greedily eats all of the potatoes. 

[Kidpen he/him]

This gives him the dual shard of Greed and Potato. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Bit quickly makes everyone super greedy for potatoes. It's all anyone can think about.

[BitBitio he/him]

Rebelliously, Butt though about Minecraft. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then he thought about potatoes in Minecraft.

[Ink he/him]

He thought about the ethics of eating potatoes. After all, they had feelings too.

[Rebecca she/her]

But no one cared that potatoes had feelings. Because they were delicious.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt also didn't quite know what ethics were.

[BitBitio he/him]

However, he did know about morals.

[Kidpen he/him]

So he decided to go and murder some murderers. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

However whilst he heard the word murderers, he understood it to be mud roars. So he skulked in the mud puddles eager to pounce on unsuspecting roaring lions.

Edited September 29, 2018 by whattheHoid