The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

The clown was sad.

[+Sorana she/her]

So it bought a house full of icecream.

[Silva]

But it was gluten-free vegan grasshopper-flavored ice cream.

[BitBitio he/him]

He then ate, thus becoming homeless. He was sad again.

[Ink he/him]

Suddenly, Pineapples

[Silva]

Decided to conquer the Cosmere.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the hamsters mentioned on page one came back

[Ink he/him]

They were overrun by Darth Ratticus.

[Apollyon he/him]

But they actually weren't, because they are literally this close to being Hemalurgic abominations.

[Ink he/him]

So darth rattiucs brought out his Cheese Star to make all the hamsters into cheese.

[Apollyon he/him]

But since the army was so ridiculously big, it would take forever to zap them all individually. 

[BitBitio he/him]

So instead he blew up the universe.

[Silva]

The universe reformed in a matter of seconds.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then, of course, it exploded again. Then imploded. Then exploded. The went back in time. The went five years later in time. Then existed entirely in the entity of Times, who was a tough guy.

[Kidpen he/him]

Times was pretty annoyed at this.

[Silva]

Times was an introvert and the universe was annoying.

[Ink he/him]

All Times wanted to do was read, but The Universe wouldn't let him. 

[Kidpen he/him]

The Universe kept knocking Times' books out of his hands.

[Silva]

Times was trying to read War and Peace.

[Rebecca she/her]

Due to the annoying Universe, Times was only on page 2.

[BitBitio he/him]

Times opened the book again. And....

[Apollyon he/him]

Quickly shut it again, because who wants to read War and Peace?

[BitBitio he/him]

Times does. He reopens the book and...

[Silva]

Promptly falls asleep. Leo Tolstoy chuckled from his grave.

[+Sorana she/her]

He slept for over 100 days and was put into a sacrophag made of glass.