The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

2 minutes ago, Devout Pathian said:

(you change it so much)

*hasn't changed it for 2 months*

[Devout Pathian]

True Bit, but at first you changed it so much it was almost impossible to keep track of your current name.

[BitBitio he/him]

Fair.

 

 

Arnold fused with ghanderflaffle. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Then spat out a turkey.

[Snipexe he/him]

Which turned into a chicken

[Rebecca she/her]

Which was then eaten by Sadeas.

[BitBitio he/him]

Who was eaten by a hat.

[Kidpen he/him]

Who threw up.

[Snipexe he/him]

And then ate him again

[BitBitio he/him]

And then was eaten by Butt.

[Kidpen he/him]

Seven times.

[Devout Pathian]

Then Wayne got really mad, because that was his favorite hat.

[Snipexe he/him]

So he killed literally everyone

Edited August 21, 2018 by Snipexe

[BitBitio he/him]

Twice.

[Devout Pathian]

Everyone included himself, but Wayne just used his metalminds to bring himself back.

[Snipexe he/him]

Right before he was about to do it a third time, his hat reappeared.

[Silva]

Quote

Yay this thread is still alive! I was scared it would go silent.

So what’s happened?

A writer suddenly appeared out of nowhere and cursed her auto-correct for almost writing appertaining instead of appeared.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Silva

[AonEne he/him]

36 minutes ago, Silva said:

So what’s happened?

You don't want to know.

Maybe one day I'll actually write a summary to this thing. That would be hilarious.

The hat was angry. And somehow sentient.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"You rusting abandoned me Wayne!! I can't believe I ever thought you were deevy! Now you must pay the price!" Said the Hat.

 

Edited August 22, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Kidpen he/him]

So he cooked and ate one.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wayne recoiled in horror. "Rusts Hat! Don't do that." Said Wayne in a medival Thaylenah accent with a hint of Azish.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Gancho was revived as a ghanderflaffle.

Don't think I've forgotten about blowing up.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then all ghanderflaffles simultaneously blew up, causing Gancho to regret being revived as one of them.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Thankfully, Narrator Gancho didn't feel regret for long.

Mainly because they all blew up.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ghanderflaffles didn't realize that whattheHoid lined all their pockets with aluminum, so everytime they exploded the explosion was inert. But now their secret is out, who knows how long they will have aluminum lining their pockets now.