The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Snipexe he/him]

They were then put into slavery under the grandmaster

[Kidpen he/him]

The grandmaster was kinda a jerk.

[Snipexe he/him]

But he had style to make up for it

Edited August 22, 2018 by Snipexe

[Ink he/him]

Wow, long time away from this thread. Good work guys! I'll contribute more often now

The best part of his style was all the pink portraits of chulls and axhounds he had owned.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Only Butt, his mom and her boyfriend survived. Turns out starting a revolution and keeping it into your favor is harder than it seems. The Windrunners puppies ruled, but were so cute and cuddly the people didn't mind. It was the flashy Grandmaster that the people didn't like, so they started another revolution. The remaining Breadmunks who went into hiding. They ran into some kandras.

Edited August 23, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Snipexe he/him]

It didn’t matter how cute the puppies were, the Grandmaster had the ultimate super weapon. He unleashed his power ranger soldiers, and captured all the puppies, locking them into a contest of champions.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Doom rats had finally repopulated enough to surge through the streets, causing a cheese shortage

[Snipexe he/him]

So the grandmaster threw them into the contest as well

[Kidpen he/him]

The contest was to decide who would be joining his evil supervillain group, dubbed the "Butchershop 11"

[Snipexe he/him]

But, little did the Butchershop 11 know, they were being set up, to create in part with Kettle, a brand new Finishbestower, one that would bring an end to all of the Cosmere. But that was all an aside. First the grandmaster had pardon his cousin Carlo from life.

[Kidpen he/him]

15 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

First the grandmaster had pardon his cousin Carlo from life.

Lost me there tbh.

[Snipexe he/him]

14 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Lost me there tbh.

That wasn’t a worm reference. It’s a reference to Thor, as is the Grandmaster, Contest of Champions, and many, many things I have been posting in this thread.

[Kidpen he/him]

8 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

That wasn’t a worm reference. It’s a reference to Thor, as is the Grandmaster, Contest of Champions, and many, many things I have been posting in this thread.

Ah right, makes sense. I did think of that when you originally said the Grandmaster, but I didn't realize it was intentional.

[Snipexe he/him]

The Grandmaster got out his death stick.

[Rebecca she/her]

And started beating R2D2 with it.

[Ink he/him]

A very confused Gollum starts muttering about why the peopleses would be making animals fight, and if the stick man had his precious.

[Snipexe he/him]

The Grandmaster then pardoned R2D2 from life

Edited August 23, 2018 by Snipexe

[Ink he/him]

15 minutes ago, Snipexe said:

The Grandmaster then pardoned R2D2 from life

Can you pardon a droid from life if it isnt truly alive???

But for all purposes of the story, go ahead.

gollum looked for his precious in the puddle.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The grandmaster noticed Gollum looking in the puddle. He knocked Gollum out and reached in the puddle. He pulled out...

[Ink he/him]

A bagel, which was the precious Gollum was talking about. He hadn't had breakfast.

[Kidpen he/him]

But there was no cream cheese.

[Rebecca she/her]

And it was all soggy, as it had just been in a puddle.

[Kidpen he/him]

Gollum had to decide whether to eat it or not.

[Silva]

Gollum didn’t eat it because he realized it looked like his precious and must be a relative.

”My Precious!” he shouted and hugged the soggy bagel.

[Snipexe he/him]

The Grandmaster pardoned the Bagel from life.