The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

Ene, upvotes for those great references. 

Gradually Watermelon was now free! “I like shapes,” he said, and went to go search for some. But this was irrelevant.

[Kidpen he/him]

Although suddenly the Work of Change pushed and pulled on him.

[Rebecca she/her]

So now instead of liking shapes he said, “I like man cubits.”

Edited August 12, 2018 by Rebecca

[whattheHoid she/her]

Apollyon and his gang cheered Gradually Watermelon but we're confused. They hoped they didn't qualify as man cubits. Butt put a protective bubble of Fartomancy around the gang.

[Rebecca she/her]

Gradually Watermelon didn’t know why Apollyon and his gang were so afraid, so he decided to give them a compliment, to cheer them up.

”I’m in love with your system!” he yelled, hoping they could hear him.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, a storm appeared around the gang. It caused everybody to feel really bad about not calling their mothers. You could say it was "Conscience pressing rain."

Edit: Is it bad that I didn't figure out the gradually watermelon reference until re-listening just now? I got Rebecca's reference at the top though.

Edited August 12, 2018 by Kidpen

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone scrambled to find a spanreed. Alas they got lost in the storm. Gradually Watermelon was curious. "What are mother's?" Said Gradually.

[Kidpen he/him]

*tries hard to figure out what this is referencing*

[Rebecca she/her]

“They’re-“ started Rebecca, but then saw something behind Gradually and screamed. Gradually turned around, and saw what it was, then replied, “Do not worry about the demon. Continue.”

[whattheHoid she/her]

*Also wonders what I have referenced. Perhaps a Dr. Suess book that she has read over and over and over again to her toddler. Sorry wasn't even a cool reference.*

The gang couldn't get the demon out of their line of sight and worries.

Edited August 12, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Rebecca she/her]

It made me think of the scene in Disney’s Peter Pan where all the lost boys are asking about mothers. Maybe you subconsciously referenced that. Even though that’s not what we were referencing.

Edited August 12, 2018 by Rebecca

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Rebecca That's it!!!! You're a storming genius. I have also read that book over and over again.

[BitBitio he/him]

9 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

*Also wonders what I have referenced. Perhaps a Dr. Suess book that she has read over and over and over again to her toddler. Sorry wasn't even a cool reference.*

The gang couldn't get the demon out of their line of sight and worries.

Alas, Whatthe had inadvertently changed to present tense so now that is our current tense.

Butt weeps. 

[Kidpen he/him]

He weeps tense.

[Apollyon he/him]

The weep tense is the worst tense of all.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Mainly because it didn't exist outside of Butt's mind. Thus, it was terrible at its job.

However, this is unrelevant for the following five reasons:

Edited August 13, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

IT was about to start juggling, and yet also become a weird brain thing that obsessively controls everyone.

[BitBitio he/him]

GRADUALLY WATERMELON IS A REASON. WEEPS TENSE.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

IT performed algebra.

Cuz that's how you say it.

[BitBitio he/him]

IT dabbed.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then got very very sick because nobody likes it when IT dabs.

[Devout Pathian]

Which made IT unrelevent, as @Gancho Libre would say.

[BitBitio he/him]

IRRELEVANCE IS KEY

Spoiler

That is an actual paradox.

 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt is confused. He doesn't understand what irrelevance is even though it has been a rather relevant part of his life.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, by definition, the use of unrelevancy is quite unrelevant.