Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Then a Chipmunk exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 “A suit!” Bob cried! “I haven’t made a mere suit in years! For I’m no ordinary tailor, no, no, I’m a specialist in one thing.” “And what’s that...?” RAdolin asked. “Bunny suits.” Bob responded. 1 hour later, RAdolin left in a pristine new suit, and left a very rich tailor in his wake. And a burning tailor shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 And a blown up hedgehog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Unfortunately, the plague of rabies did not end here. All of the exploding animals had been infected by Adolin. The fire of the tailor shop caused all sorts of people to gather round. Several noticed the remains of the animals, and were infected due to very little natural immunity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 And then they all exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 5 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said: Then a squirrel exploded. 5 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said: Then a Chipmunk exploded. 4 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said: And a blown up hedgehog. 4 hours ago, DarthWoodrack said: And then they all exploded. "I have failed. They will all explode. I have failed. Oh Almighty... Forgive me, I have failed!" "Do you mind, Woodrack? I'm reading Oathbringer. Quiet down already!" Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) It started to rain again and with it came droplets of aluminum, which counteracted the rabies coursing through RAdolin and everyone else who became infected. Through the rain, RAdolin becamea an Aluminum Gnat and therefore immune to rabies and all other dog diseases. RAdolin was so happy he went back to pet and got licked by many puppies. Bob and all these exploding woodland creatures looked on in amazement. Edited August 3, 2018 by whattheHoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Then they looked in shock. Then Joy. Then sadness. Then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 ...Surprise. The puppies shook their heads and confined all the silly humans back to their cages, where they could play with their toys and stop bothering the puppies for a short while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 The humans didn’t much enjoy being stuffed into cages. So they began to concoct a plan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 This plan involved loving the puppies and submitting to them forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) Indeed. The humans tricked the puppies: their great show of devotion convinced the puppies that they were merely humble slaves. But lo! They were not. The humans, in the middle of the night, stole away and escaped. Unfortunately, they were still infected with rabies. As their spaceship blasted off from Dogsmar, they began to die. The spaceship crashed. Edited August 3, 2018 by recneps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Then they all died, and all human life was exterminated. Except for a few of our protagonists, of course. That's what you get when you defy the puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 The little group of humans that survived stayed far away from puppies. Luckily, Butt made a Fart perimeter protecting everyone from anything. They passed down legends of terrific, monstrous beings, known as dogs. The puppies on Dogsmar were sad because they were cute and cuddly and missed being scratched on the head. They also regretted their decision to infect and exterminate the humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Then the stuff exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 And so, the puppies began stealing each other's souls. Soon, one puppy rose dominant. Ponko. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Ponko, as it turned out, is a misspelling. PaanKo is the real name of the kandra who takes the form of the Alpha Dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 And then more stuff exploded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Namely, the beta dog named.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Creeper. Why they exploded was mildly obvious, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 PaanKo, blaming the explosions on acts of radical human terrorism, orders the construction of a fleet of massive ships for the sake of a great crusade across the stars to eliminate all humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Butt gathered the humans and Shards and had a meeting. They decided to send TenSoon as a liason, to meet with this mysterious PaanKo in an attempt to ameliorate the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 However, Butt didn't understand the meaning of the word 'ameliorate', so there was a gigantic mix-up. He also ate a churro, but that's unrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 One of the narrators looked at Gancho Libre's post and thought only one thing... Irrelevant* GET IT RIGHT YOU FOOL And so began a war between narrators that would shatter the 4th wall 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted August 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 And all of the other walls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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