The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

The vessels holding their shards banded together and absorbed as much of the blast as possible. The planet suffered a little damage, but most of the damage was taken by the shards. They all splintered. "We'll that didn't go as planned." said Veil. "Thanks a lot Mraize!"

Hey Mraize, let me join the Ghostbloods! I need to know all the your secrets!! I can be resourceful!!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then the narrators decided to re-write what happened so the Shards were never splintered. They, as narrators, could do that.

[BitBitio he/him]

But one narrator was jealous of the others. So in a My Little Pony-esque twist, @Apollyon seized control of the universe!

[Apollyon he/him]

Yes, yes he did. He took up the long forgotten power of dirty laundry, bathing each and every shardworld in disgusting apparel! Mwahahaha!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now every one became a dirty sweaty gym sock and smelled like bawls. Butt didn't mind as he had been pouring whiskey rain on everyone in an attempt to make people feel better about themselves. But this was all irrelevant to our king narrator, @Apollyon.

[Apollyon he/him]

Everything was irrelevant to your all powerful King of the Universe, except for... except for... laundry detergent! *dun dun dah!*

[Lord Meeker he/him]

2 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Hey Mraize, let me join the Ghostbloods! I need to know all the your secrets!! I can be resourceful!!

Pm me.

 

So Mraize threw king @Apollyon into a lake of Detergent. Because he could. Then Butt appeared and said,"Mraize upvote the last comment of this story!"

Mraize obliged clicking the up arrow for @Apollyon's comment if only for the part about laundry detergent.

Butt continued. "This will be our tradition here! An upvote for the previous comment no matter how absurd it may be! The tradition will stand for the rest of forever!"

"Didn't you just break the Fourth wall?" Mraize questioned.

"Hush manchild." Butt replied.

Annoyed Mraize shot Butt in the forehead.

[BitBitio he/him]

Time to bring it back to the Ghanderflaffes. And to keep the tradition of upvoting the previous post.

In a faraway land, a ghanderflaffle named Romulus was born. Oh, and he had a twin bro named Remus.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Romulus and Remus were raised by a goose that always had a bad hair day.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Since the goose had bad hair days all the time, consequently, Romulus and Remus terrible hair too. They were shunned by the rest of the ghanderflaffle community.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Butt thought they were cool, though, so he decided to try to convince the ghanderflaffles to accept their bad hair as a new hairdo.

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt also destroyed the bullet shot at him by Mraize.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Mraize didn't mean to shoot it, so Butt wasn't mad.

[BitBitio he/him]

Romulus got a mohawk and Remus got an afro.

 

 

 

edit: post 500!

Edited July 11, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

That was irrelevant, however.

I really like the whole "upvote the post before" tradition, but what happens if I'm out of upvotes? I guess I'll fix it tomorrow.

[Apollyon he/him]

25 minutes ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

That was irrelevant, however.

I really like the whole "upvote the post before" tradition, but what happens if I'm out of upvotes? I guess I'll fix it tomorrow.

I’ll do it for you.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

I’ll do it for you.

Great! Thanks. Now I'll need it again though, darn it! I just had to perpetuate the situation.

Edited July 11, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was jealous of Romulus and Remus' hairdo. He wanted both the mohawk and afro right away. So, they decided to combine the hairstyles into one. They gave him a mofro. But they forgot to get the Celestial Hairspray to lock it in place. 

[AonEne he/him]

This was, of course, because Celestial Hairspray didn't exist.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

So the hair fell over after 20 minutes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was disappointed. So he exiled Romulus and Remus for not finding things that don't exist and for a falling hairdo. He banished them to Taldain. "Good luck getting out of there." thought Butt.

Edited July 11, 2018 by whattheHoid
200 posts, What has happened to me!?

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Meanwhile, a Rat that had bonded a windspren flew over the shattered plains, its destination was Urithiru.

[+Sorana she/her]

It flew over the countryside until an eagle saw the rat's tail and decided it was hungry. It flew down and attacked the rat.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The rat quickly summoned it's little shardblade and struck the Sky Chicken's head. It's eyes trailed smoke as it fell to the chasms, to become a crumb for a chasmfiend to find.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Rat flew onward and arrived at Urithiru. Upon arrival, he bumped into Teft. "I wish to join Bridge Four!" squeaked the Rat.