The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then, the-epic-floating-ball-of-spikes-that-used-to-be-a-chipmunk-that-is-intent-on-conquering-the-entire-universe arrived.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He brought his army of super squirrel commando's.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Er, what in storming damnation is going on here!?" yelled Mraize. Hoid threw his bucket of sugar acid at these super squirrels. They started to melt.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

They melted into sugary, acidic puddles.

[BitBitio he/him]

But that was all irrelevant.

[Apollyon he/him]

As was everything else that happened in this thread. But that was also irrelevant.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the super inquisitor chipmunk ate the sugar acid puddles and gained the almighty, SHARD OF ACIDIC SUGARY SUPER SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The explanation points are part of the name of the shard.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, the Ghostbloods anticipated such a move and counteracted them with a surge of Adhesion, to lock them in place and a huge blast of Rotten eggs fartomancy. The squirrels threw up all over the place. It was then Butt Venture joined by Conflict and Odium attacked.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the floating ball of spikes that used to be a beaver arrived from the zooniverse with an army of WTFs.

 

[Devout Pathian]

Veil was helping out the Ghostbloods at this time.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Veil created a huge illusion of an army of thunderclasts, Fartwraiths, mistwraiths, a hundred thousand Blackthorns and 50,000 exploding Kelsiers. Everyone became so confused, it was irrelevant.

[Devout Pathian]

Kelsier was very offended that she made only 50,000 exploding Kelsiers.  She should have made them either really good looking or made a billion Kelseirs.  He then demanded that she give him boots.

[Apollyon he/him]

The problem was, Veil was wearing heels. Stilettos to be specific.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier grumbled, but demanded the stilettos anyways. Veil was not having it. She changed to a Horneater princess. "I am much offend! You take advantage!" said the Horneaters' Veil. She took off her stilettos and threw them at the nearest Kelsier.

[Devout Pathian]

Who happened to be one of the exploding ones.

[AonEne he/him]

And of course, he e x p...

erienced bliss.

What did you think I was going to say?

[Apollyon he/him]

It was quite blissful. So blissful in fact, that it was actually very stressful.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the WTF's all got high on cyanide.

[Apollyon he/him]

And then died, because a particular narrator didn’t care for them.

[BitBitio he/him]

But the universe became irrelevant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now Butt and his friends were free. They decided to celebrate with some chouta, the best in the cosmere according to Lift. 

[Apollyon he/him]

But Lift doesn’t know food. She’ll eat anything. So the chouta actually tasted like chull brûlée.

[Devout Pathian]

While they were eating chouta, Lopen and his hoard of cousins showed up.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Lopen started telling jokes all about one armed Herdazians. Mraize just stared in annoyance. Lopen had a lot of cousins.