The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

Guys our topic is hot

Edit: sorry for the double post

Edited July 3, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen curses Bit's fantastic logic.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

A gigantic mushroom materializes in the center of wherever the part is taking place. It promptly explodes, the fragments turning into baby sea lions.

[Kidpen he/him]

Chartreuse ones.

[BitBitio he/him]

With some lavender, amethyst, fuschia, ivory, and magenta ones mixed in.

[whattheHoid she/her]

A couple of sapphire and ruby ones appear. Some of them coalesced into what appears to be Pokemon. The onlookers stagger back in awe and confusion.

Sweet, I'm new to this 17th shard stuff, but I guess hot is a good thing?

Edited July 3, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Devout Pathian]

However, during all of this confusion @Apollyon and @Kidpen kept dancing hoping to win the grand prize.

Hot just means there have been a lot of posts in it in a short amount of time, which is good since we want to be the longest thread.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen suddenly starts break dancing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Apollyon starts to have a poetry slam whilst break dancing.

[Kidpen he/him]

The poetry shares a remarkable similarity to Vogon poetry.

[Apollyon he/him]

Even though @Apollyon doesn’t know what that is. Apollyon starts doing the best Macarena ever.

[Kidpen he/him]

@Apollyon Should read A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Macarena also somehow shares a resemblance to Vogon poetry.

[Apollyon he/him]

Apollyon began reciting his favorite piece

”Oh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits,On a lurgid bee,That mordiously hath blurted out,Its earted jurtles, grumblingInto a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,And living glupules frart and stipulate,Like jowling meated liverslime,Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,And hooptiously drangle me,With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,See if I don't!”

[BitBitio he/him]

But that was all irrelevant.

 

 

 

 

Butt went up and farted up a storm so that the story could get back on track.

 

Even though breakdancing narrator's is awesome.

[Apollyon he/him]

It was awesome. But the narrators decided to return to focus on Butt’s life.

[BitBitio he/him]

He was almost 2 months old.

[Devout Pathian]

He still had Hagrid possessing him.

[BitBitio he/him]

And he was still a cuadro-shard with the fifth ceiling awareness.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And he was still storming pissed off that this Hagrid person had invaded his shardness. It was getting crowded with Arnold, Brandy, and the ghanderflaffle. He tried to get the other shards back on track so they could expell Hagrid from his person.

[Devout Pathian]

It didn’t work the other shards just kept up their dance party on Jupiter.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt decided to use his ultimate weapon, blackmail. He had some embarrassing, juicy secrets about Conflict that he (Conflict) would hate to get out.

Edited July 3, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Nerd was confused as to how there were still other Shards, because he thought Butt had become Andonalsium, which wouldn't leave room for other Shards.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid is confused as to how the other shards got to Jupiter and how Hagrid got here, but decided to just go with it.

[Kidpen he/him]

As should everyone.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Cause it really is okay.