The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

Thanks. There's a document too. Fartiar are Aviar, right?

[whattheHoid she/her]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Thanks. There's a document too. Fartiar are Aviar, right?

Yes I'm pretty sure. Ooh and the smell spikes for Fartalurgy would then I guess be Blessings of Garbage for example. Maybe there should be a constitution scent as one of the God smells. It makes you immune to all smells.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ooh and the opposite of Constitution smell, Violation smell. It intensifies smells to a ridiculous amount.

[AonEne he/him]

So in Allomancy, there are sixteen base and sixteen god metals, right? Isn't there another set of 16 that I'm missing? Wow, this is going to take a while. But it's going to be storming fun.

[whattheHoid she/her]

No there is 16 total metals, 2 of them being god metals. This is as far as we know anyways.

[Devout Pathian]

AonEne I’ll help you out if I find the time.  Also whattheHoid don’t worry about changing Butt’s name, it’s been changed a lot, but it always goes back to being Butt.

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, whattheHoid said:

No there is 16 total metals, 2 of them being god metals. This is as far as we know anyways.

What? No, I'm faaaiiirly certain that there are sixteen base metals and sixteen god metals - one god metal for each Shard - and the Coppermind backs me up, unless I'm just blind and can't read.

[Devout Pathian]

I know the 16 basic metals don’t include any of the god metals.  I’ve never been sure about how many god metals there are.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ok maybe I am confused, I need to read the Coppermind again! My head is filled with too many smells! I'm probably the blind one. I thought Bands of Mourning mentioned that there were some metals that still hadn't been discovered, so there could be more. Is there a WOB about this?

Edited June 12, 2018 by whattheHoid

[AonEne he/him]

I don't know. Probably. I have to go now, but I might be back later. 

Edited March 31, 2020 by AonEne

[whattheHoid she/her]

No worries, I've got to put a toddler to bed.

[Apollyon he/him]

Count me in, Ene! Now to find a way to wedge this into tKotC...

[Snipexe he/him]

I like how the fartsmere has brought this thread above 1000 posts

btw @AonEne I requested access to the doc, can you accept it?

Edited June 13, 2018 by Snipexe

[AonEne he/him]

Okay, the link SHOULD accept now. The downside is that now the whole Shard has access to my name. Meh, you don't know where I live. Just don't go blurting out my name all over the site, and especially not any others, thank ya muchly.

Fartsmere = fanon term now

[Devout Pathian]

also once we get the document done we should share it on a different page so others who aren't on this thread can enjoy it. 

[AonEne he/him]

Yeah, when it's done; which'll take some time. Actually, who knows.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

I'm going to continue the story, if that's alright.

After stealing all of the vials, Butt realized that he didn't need them, as he was already the Shard of farts, and therefore had access to all of the Fartvestiture.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt swallowed the vials anyways

[whattheHoid she/her]

Upon ingesting the vials, Butt realized, he needed to get a jazzy new FartCloak. If he was going to become a lawman, he needed to look the part.

[Apollyon he/him]

Fartcloaks were always jazzy in the way that they reacted flatulently to slow jazz. They had a near-gaseous appearance, and sudden movements caused sudden bursts of Fartvestiture.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, there was a group of sentient Fartwraiths, who have spent generations perfecting the FartCloaks' near gaseous appearance and style. And the best part, one size fits all! Butt just needed to get some cash together. But how? A well made FartCloak wasn't cheap. He went to see his friend for some advice.

[Apollyon he/him]

That friend was Uncle Brandy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"See here, Butt," said Uncle Brandy "I don't have the money you need ona account of your Aunt's obsession with her hobbies circle. Butt, we should set up a heist! My rival, Lord Featherton has a plane about to leave tonight and it's loaded with a buttload of cash! If you'll excuse the pun, Butt."

[Apollyon he/him]

Something was wrong. Uncle Brandy HATED him. And when had he gotten an Aunt? 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turns out what Butt thought was a garbage smell vial was actually hallucinogenic smell mist, designed to befuddle even the best of Fartomancers.