The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

True love to Butt was not only pancakes, but pancakes of the rarest kind only found on Taldain with maple syrup harvested from the Village trees found on Scadrial.  

[Apollyon he/him]

True Love was the long lost 10th pancake. The one Lift didn’t find. It was beautiful.

[Nohadon he/him]

A vault containing a secret 11th pancake get's broken into, all that remains is a couple crumbs, and a bloated, sleepy cryptic

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

It was Kelsier who stole the Eleventh Pancake.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Kelsier!" thought Butt. "He's always rusting stealing my pancakes and my loves! It's time to pay him a visit and give him a taste of his own medicine! Survive my rusting butt! I'll show him!"

[abh]

"Can't he just do what he is supposed to for once!"

[Devout Pathian]

Kelsier survived Butt’s visit, just like he survived everything.  There was a reason he got the name Survivor.  It was his superpower.  He could survive everything even Butt’s farts.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Butt decided to learn the Fart To End All Farts, which he hoped could kill even the Survivor.

[Apollyon he/him]

But the fart didn't really end all farts, because that would make Butt sad.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, Butt had heard of a Fart Master somewhere in the Rosharan system. All he had to do to get accepted was to pass The Trials of Pain.

[Apollyon he/him]

The Trials of Pain was a misnomer. It was actually quite pleasant. For people who enjoyed spikes, torture, and endless screaming.

[Devout Pathian]

Which Butt did.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 It was in fact very pleasant as Butt's senses were all mixed up. The Fart Master took note of this and saw that Butt was indeed ready for his fartomancy training.

Edited June 12, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Snipexe he/him]

There were 16 basic smells in Fartomancy, with another 16 god smells. Butt began with the two simplest smells: rotten eggs, and garbage. The powers these smells provided are...

[Apollyon he/him]

Rotten Eggs was the power to emit a stink. Garbage's power was emitting a stench.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Fart Master explained this to Butt and gave to him his first smell vial. As he inhaled his vial, he could feel his smell reservoir ignite with 8 of the smells. He became excited.

[Devout Pathian]

And so he tried Rotten Eggs.  It worked even better than the Fart Master had explained.  Surely with these he would be able to put an end to that annoying Survivor. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Unfortunately, when Butt used Rotten Eggs, he accidentally killed Fart Master.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now Butt had no recourse. It was time for him to be on his own to prove to everyone who doubted him, that he Buttlandrias Cadrian would become the most fearsome Buttomancer the Cosmere had ever seen. It was time to test his skills with lesser prey than Kelsier. First he stole the rest of Fart Master's vials and books.

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, whattheHoid said:

Buttlandrias Cadrian

Who is this? I thought we were talking about Butt Venture...

I LOVE this magic system, by the way. I'm gonna go make a list of all the smells and what they do...

[Snipexe he/him]

12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Who is this? I thought we were talking about Butt Venture...

I LOVE this magic system, by the way. I'm gonna go make a list of all the smells and what they do...

While you’re at it, can you make the powers of every smell in flatulemy, hemalufarty, every heightening in afartening, all the orders of the Butts Radiant, and all types of Fartiar? Plus maybe as a bonus, all the symbols in ButtDor, and some original Fart stamps?

[AonEne he/him]

I'll get on that

[whattheHoid she/her]

I'll be honest, I kinda forgot Butt Venture's actual name, so I imagined him as a guy who was born with an unfortunate name and changed it to something that flowed like Butt Venture. I was too focused on the smell aspect of the story. Much apologies! 

[AonEne he/him]

It's fine! On another note, if you people wanna make this a joint project...yeah, I'm actually doing this.  Unless it's grammar or something obvious, please ask before making a major edit to the document.

(I have deleted the document link as it linked to an account I didn’t mean to share here. I think the doc has been deleted too. Have fun on your read-through!) 

Edited March 31, 2020 by AonEne

[whattheHoid she/her]

I'll help you out, we have rotten eggs and garbage. Eggs emits a stink and garbage emits a stench? From what I understand. So we need 14 more. How about Stinky feet, sweaty cheese, vomit, extreme excrement,  swamp arse, funky fungi. I'll think of more alliteral names.