The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

So Odium rested in every tense.

[Devout Pathian]

Aurora the Rioter refrained herself from listing every tense again as it would make Odium very odoius

[Apollyon he/him]

*Odious, the narrator corrected.

[AonEne he/him]

Everyone was very startled to hear that there was a narrator.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The existance of a narrator made Odium extremely odious. In every possible tense.

[AonEne he/him]

Capitalize the storming word already, complained the Narrator.

It also made him odorous.

[Apollyon he/him]

Stress = Sweat apparently.

[Devout Pathian]

Since Rock won the lawyering contest, Lift had to rebuild Butt’s noodle shop and she could no longer use the recipe she stole from him.  Instead, she just stole Butt’s lunch.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Butt teamed up with Emma and the ghanderflaffle to hunt Lift down.

[Snipexe he/him]

They also hired a documentary crew to film the chase, and a make an intense drama with betrayal and excitement called...

Edited June 5, 2018 by Snipexe

[Apollyon he/him]

The Chull at Dusk, in honor of Butt’s failed romance novels.

[Devout Pathian]

In addition to filming the chase, the crew would also interview Butt about his life and all the crazy things the narrators made him do.

[Archer he/him]

Someone told them they’d make more money if they split the content up over three movies and then released a one hour made-for-TV movie about the making of the documentary. They saw no problems with this idea, so the project become The Chull at Dusk: The Saga.

[Apollyon he/him]

They also got a killer deal with Lekal Film, the producers and writers of Mist Wars. The deal stated that Lekal Film produce and promote the production as long as they got a Delicious Noodles TM party afterwards, free of charge.

[Snipexe he/him]

And finally a book contract was written, for a 3rd person autobiography with the title of, the longest thread ever (misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

This autobiography happened to just be a biography instead, written by the insane Returned narrators. And this is part of it. 

Butt broke the 4th wall (again) at the thought of this fact.

[Devout Pathian]

He wondered at how come all his narrators happened to be Returned.

[Apollyon he/him]

He then realized that on page 28, his narrators had died and Returned. 

Edited June 6, 2018 by Apollyon

[The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him]

As Butt reflected upon this he saw a stick. The Stick...

[Devout Pathian]

Butt wasn’t sure what to do with The Stick.  Should he burn it, worship it, ignore it, leave it?  Not sure what yet to do he picked it up and put it in his pocket. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Suddenly, Nale appeared. It was illegal to pick up sticks in this part of the Cosmere.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt wasn’t sure what the punishment would bring, but since it was Nale he assumed it was death.  He couldn’t let that happen so he farted in Nale’s direction using his shard powers.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Nale was allergic to farts, so he died and returned to Braize. 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

But then, Butt once more realized that it was all irrelevant.

Edited June 7, 2018 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Apollyon he/him]

So, with deed in hand for Delicious Noodles TM, Butt decided to participate in his true passion; cooking.