Weedolfin she/her Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 Woah woah woah... He is like WAY LONG DEAD, how could his deadness survive the whole universe exploding all those times? And all that crazy crap around like page 12?... At this point should I even question? Brandy, with a bottle of vodka in hand, (he still hated brandy) explained how he faked his death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 But he was lying. Butt actually just brought him back for fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner he/him Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 ____ \__ \ \__ \__/ / __ __/ ____ \ \ \ ____ / __ \__ \ \/ / __ \__ \ ____ \ \ \__/ / __ \/ / __/ / __ ____ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ / __/ / __ \ \ \ \__ \__/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \ \ \ \/ __/ ____ \ \ \__/ ____ \ \ \ \/ / __ / __ \__ \ \/ ____ \__ \ \/ / __ \/ / \ \ \__/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \ \ \__/ \/ ____ \/ / __/ ____ \ \ \ \/ ____ \__ \__/ / __ \__ \ \/ / __ \__ \ __/ ____ \ \ \__/ / __ \/ / __/ / __ / __ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ / __/ / __ \/ / \/ / __/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \/ / __/ __/ / __ \ \ \__/ ____ \ \ \__/ / __ / __ \ \ \ \/ ____ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ / \ \ \ \/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \__ \__/ \/ / __ \/ / __/ ____ \ \ \__/ \ \ \__/ / __ \__ \ \/ \/ \ \ \__/ / __ \/ ____ \/ / \__ \__/ __/Then this happened 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 But nobody knew what it was, so Brandy just kept drinking his Vodka while Butt Fartran (is that how you say it?) with Lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 While they ran, Butt decided that he wanted to be a popsicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin she/her Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 then he thought better of it... It's too hot for sudden life-changing-popsicle-extravagansa-ness... And it's just quite unpractical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 So his wish was very irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 But so was everything else, so he did it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Using his Butt shard powers, Butt turned himself into a popsicle and he continued to run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 On 5/23/2018 at 6:08 PM, Hemalurgic Headshot said: How much stormlight can someone get from a fart? Go figure. I didn't expect this question to ever be something I heard in my lifetime. Butt began to get tired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 So he ate part of himself, then repaired himself with his aforementioned skin patches. He happened to be an orange creamsicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 He was delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Lift saw But eat himself and she got even more angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Because she wanted to eat the delicious orange creamsicle. So she tackled him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) And was engulfed in the giant (20 ft tall), delicious orange cream Popsicle. Edited May 25, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Butt felt a piercing pain inside of him while Lift are him for the inside out. Wyndle was still screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels. He was fine though because he was mostly Cognitively present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 Butt digested Lift quickly, and out of him she came, so the race continued 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 The race continued. They ran all the way from Roshar to Scadrial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon he/him Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 That wasn’t very far thanks to the power of Fartrunning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 unfortunatly, aliens stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 To the glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 oh, misspelling. whoops. they had some thought run though their heads as they hit. or maybe it was body parts. Who cares. theyre aliens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 The aliens were irrelevant, so Butt and Lift ran onward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 They ran from Scadrial to Threnody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner he/him Posted May 26, 2018 Report Share Posted May 26, 2018 Then they tripped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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