The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Weedolfin she/her]

Woah woah woah... He is like WAY LONG DEAD, how could his deadness survive the whole universe exploding all those times? And all that crazy crap around like page 12?... At this point should I even question?

Brandy, with a bottle of vodka in hand, (he still hated brandy) explained how he faked his death

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But he was lying. Butt actually just brought him back for fun.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

                 ____ \__ \
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                 __/ ____ \ \ \    ____
                / __ \__ \ \/ / __ \__ \
           ____ \ \ \__/ / __ \/ / __/ / __
      ____ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ / __/ / __ \ \ \
      \__ \__/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \ \ \ \/
      __/ ____ \ \ \__/ ____ \ \ \ \/ / __
     / __ \__ \ \/ ____ \__ \ \/ / __ \/ /
     \ \ \__/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \ \ \__/
      \/ ____ \/ / __/ ____ \ \ \ \/ ____
         \__ \__/ / __ \__ \ \/ / __ \__ \
         __/ ____ \ \ \__/ / __ \/ / __/ / __
        / __ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ / __/ / __ \/ /
        \/ / __/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \/ / __/
        __/ / __ \ \ \__/ ____ \ \ \__/ / __
       / __ \ \ \ \/ ____ \__ \ \/ ____ \/ /
       \ \ \ \/ / __ \__ \__/ / __ \__ \__/
        \/ / __ \/ / __/ ____ \ \ \__/
           \ \ \__/ / __ \__ \ \/
            \/      \ \ \__/ / __
                     \/ ____ \/ /
                        \__ \__/
                        __/Then this happened

 

[Apollyon he/him]

But nobody knew what it was, so Brandy just kept drinking his Vodka while Butt Fartran (is that how you say it?) with Lift.

[Devout Pathian]

While they ran, Butt decided that he wanted to be a popsicle.

[Weedolfin she/her]

then he thought better of it... It's too hot for sudden life-changing-popsicle-extravagansa-ness... And it's just quite unpractical

[Devout Pathian]

So his wish was very irrelevant.

[Life&Death]

But so was everything else, so he did it anyway.

[Devout Pathian]

Using his Butt shard powers, Butt turned himself into a popsicle and he continued to run.

[AonEne he/him]

On 5/23/2018 at 6:08 PM, Hemalurgic Headshot said:

How much stormlight can someone get from a fart? Go figure.

I didn't expect this question to ever be something I heard in my lifetime.

Butt began to get tired.

[Apollyon he/him]

So he ate part of himself, then repaired himself with his aforementioned skin patches. He happened to be an orange creamsicle.

[Life&Death]

He was delicious.

[Devout Pathian]

Lift saw But eat himself and she got even more angry. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Because she wanted to eat the delicious orange creamsicle. So she tackled him.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

And was engulfed in the giant (20 ft tall), delicious orange cream Popsicle. 

Edited May 25, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt felt a piercing pain inside of him while Lift are him for the inside out. Wyndle was still screaming at 500 quadrillion decibels. He was fine though because he was mostly Cognitively present.

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt digested Lift quickly, and out of him she came, so the race continued

[Devout Pathian]

The race continued.  They ran all the way from Roshar to Scadrial.

[Apollyon he/him]

That wasn’t very far thanks to the power of Fartrunning.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

unfortunatly, aliens stuck.

[Kidpen he/him]

To the glass.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

oh, misspelling. whoops.

they had some thought run though their heads as they hit.

or maybe it was body parts. Who cares. theyre aliens.

[Devout Pathian]

The aliens were irrelevant, so Butt and Lift ran onward.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

They ran from Scadrial to Threnody.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Then they tripped.