The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[I think I am here. he/him]

Tom asks if the Fellowship involves some all-powerful ring.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt thinks for a long time, but then finally responds, “I think so . . .”

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

But then the ring he had in his pocket got really heavy, and started puling Tom's pants down, tightening his belt against his hips.

Edited May 2, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Yvainnie she/her]

He decided to throw it into the Mount Doom.

[Mistspren she/her]

Mount Doom yelled “Go long!” and threw the ring back.

It flew way over Butt’s head, as Mount Doom had terrible aim.  To be fair, he had no arms either.

Edited May 2, 2018 by Mistspren

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold, who was nearby, caught the ring.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt and Tom ran after the ring.

[Devout Pathian]

Arnold laughs evily and then puts the ring on his finger.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He then blows up.

[Blazenella he/him]

Tom's depression somehow made him super strong, and he became a Fartrunner

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Butt used his powerful flatulence to propel himself forward, leaving Tom in the Dust until hi could figureout how to draw in farts to power his Fartrunning. 

Is this fart  running more like steel running or wind running?

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold Returned, becoming a god that powered this "Fartrunning" 

 

Never kill Arnold again

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

They all suddenly realized that they  hadn't yet picked up the ring. 

[BitBitio he/him]

So they left it on the ground.

 

And the universe blew up, because reasons.

[Devout Pathian]

So Arnold picks up the ring and impodes again.

sorry @BitBitio, but I couldn't resist. but he could come back. you never know what this story will bring. 

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt picked up ring and put it on. It made him invisible witch was useless because he was alone. 

[Xtafa]

Butt literally became, the most invisible and sneaky of farts.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Using his new abilities, he became a vigilante,  and he was known as Silent and Deadly,

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold became his vigilante apprentice.

 

He survived.

 

 

And renamed himself Schwarzzenwagger.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Schwarzzenwagger bought 500 hats.

bit why the name change?

Edited May 3, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Devout Pathian]

Then Wayne stole traded 500 nice looking sea shells for Schwarzzenwagger’s 500 hats.  It was a fair trade.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Schwarrzzenwagger, realizing he's been tricked, chased Wayne all the way to the shattered plains, where a chasmfiend ate them both. They survived.

[Devout Pathian]

Together they trade 50 sea shells and 50 hats for the chasmfiennd’s gem heart.  Those were really nice hats and sea shell, so it was fair.

Edited May 3, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Of coure, the chasmfiend died, but at least they had a shiny gemstone!

[Devout Pathian]

They were hungry and since the were in starving nowhere they decided to eat the chasmfiend.