The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt nearly wet himself at the thought of this.

Edit: page 4!

Edited April 28, 2018 by Apollyon

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

I propose this thread be turned into the various Misadventures of Butt Venture?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

45 minutes ago, Hemalurgic Headshot said:

I propose this thread be turned into the various Misadventures of Butt Venture?

Sounds good. Not putting that name in the title.

[Yvainnie she/her]

I am so happy that name catch as much. I would not thought that when I came up with “Butt” (did I just say that?) . Any reason not to put it in the title?

 

But he realize that as proper Butt Venture he must be stronger then this.

 

[Apollyon he/him]

He held strong. After all, he didn’t have his Pampers on him.

[Yvainnie she/her]

But he knew he would have to let go, eventually. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

He realized that he would have to confront Brandy, or else he would be too strong for anyone.

[Snipexe he/him]

But first, he had to get more powerful for the eventual showdown, so he began his quest to get more power

[Kidpen he/him]

He had to find the fabled beans of Sigmaed, a small brown seed, found in the jungles to the south, harvest these beans and grind them to a fine powder, then journey forth to the great lake, fighting off whatever foul creatures obstruct his path and harvest a cup of the waters of life, the next stage of his journey would be to procure the nectar of Babylon, harvesting approximately three teaspoons of this sweet substance before finally you must journey north and obtain the holy milk of Grecna. Then he simply must boil the water, mix everything up, and drink it.

Credit goes to Voidus for the quest.

[AonEne he/him]

He didn't know how he knew that was his quest, but it popped into his head. At least his Quest wasn't to calm down a Miltank for some guy who couldn't do it himself. 

If someone gets that reference, they get an upvote. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Pokémon! I’m personally more of an MTG guy though...

Butt Venture ventured forth on his adventure to find his beans. But something obstructed his path.

*battle music starts*

[Rebecca she/her]

A warlock in black robes stood in the center of the path, a sinister smile on his face.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly they each heard some odd battle music from the sky. This was odd, but not odd enough to delay the fight.

[AonEne he/him]

But which Pokemon game is it? 

The warlock charged at Butt. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt once again cursed his parents before running away in cowardice.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

As he ran, he threw a black ball behind him.

[AonEne he/him]

The black ball did absolutely nothing. The warlock stared, confused, then started laughing. 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

The black ball did absolutely nothing. The warlock stared, confused, then started laughing. 

That is where I had hoped this would go.

He was laughing so hard he started coughing, and didn't notice our hero turning around to face him.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt pulled hemalurgic spike from his pocket.

[AonEne he/him]

I can read your mind. That's why Moon is my profile pic. 

Then he put it away. The wizard coughed so hard, Butt was able to sneak past. But then he was confronted with the worst sight anyone can ever see...

Before him stood a random toilet with a small table next to it. On the table was an EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. 

Edited March 18, 2019 by AonEne

[Yvainnie she/her]

Just now, AonEne said:

I can read your mind. That's why Moon is my profile pic. 

Then he put it away. The wizard coughed so hard, Butt was able to sneak past. But then he was confronted with the worst sight anyone can ever see...

Before him stood a random toilet, with a small table next to it. On the table was an EMPTY ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. 

So he put the roll away. "Much better sight" he sighed.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt proceeded to relieve himself on the toilet as he knew that he needed to get rid of that tension from his fear of Uncle Brandy.

Edited April 28, 2018 by Apollyon

[Yvainnie she/her]

And also to calm down from encounter with warlock.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then that warlock came up and took the spike, cause it recovered.

[Apollyon he/him]

And in a strange twist, the warlock carefully inserted the spike into a freshly-baked still-warm cookie.