The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe ate the sprinkles spontaneously.

They were delicious.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

Rye decided to be blunt. "I'm basically a normal human," he said. He eyed the plotblade suspiciously. "I do have a weapon of my own..." He pulled out a pistol from his pocket.

“Easy there. Has… Desolation returned? Where…it has been a long time hasn’t it.” Falvan lay the plot blade down, and took another, darker blade form his back. 

“No, That monster is safely contained by this weapon still. It would not do to deal with any more inklings, especially that deathly fiend.”

He sighed. 

“I have been wandering the outskirts of this place, trying to find a way out. I knew a man once. Who had been out. In fact, he never left, but entered. He was an author. What if…that would be impossible…but…”

Falvan shook his head.

”I’ve already tried to be a narrator, heh, I tried to use this sword, change, a peice of plot itself, but then I realized that the narrators, they can do things. It is a power that is almost past my ability understand. There must be someway to achieve my goal, but it cannot be by those means. Sorry, I am rambling.

”Who are you?”

 

Edited August 15, 2024 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Selppaenip gloried in the destruction of the Score-Watchers.

Even so, he couldn't help but feel he was missing something.

Edited August 15, 2024 by xinoehp512

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

7 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Selppaenip gloried in the destruction of the Score-Watchers.

Even so, he couldn't help but feel he was missing something.

This was, of course, because he had lost his left sock.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It had been eaten by the Plan.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The Plan tended to do things like that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Selppaenip, of course, remained blissfully unaware of this. He was focused on greater things. Grander things.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Nobody knew quite what, though.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At least... not yet.

Selppaenip's train of thought was suddenly interrupted by the realization that he had never named the Plan. This was an injustice that demanded rectification.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

He decided to name it... The Plan. Case-sensitive.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Plan the Plan was very happy with its new name. It decided to go by The for short, or TP for really short.

[Immortal Platypus]

54 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Plan the Plan was very happy with its new name. It decided to go by The for short, or TP for really short.

It only got confused with toilet paper occasionally. The confusion was well worth the shortened name

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Now that you are named," said Selppaenip. "we will be unstoppable. Pineapples everywhere will tremble at our coming!"

[NameIess]

Suddenly, !

…

……

………

Wait, something’s wrong.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe wondered what was wrong. He picked at some grass and began thinking about the nature of his own existence.

Edited August 15, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Selppaenip scratched his head. That was strange. Where had all the bromeliads gone?

[NameIess]

Suddenly, !

…

The fabric of TLT shook. This was impossible. Surely fruits that were practically the mascot of TLT would not run in fear of a mere mortal and his Plan.

Edited August 15, 2024 by NameIess

[xinoehp512 he/him]

TP growled hungrily.

 Selppaenip gnashed his teeth in anticipation. 

And yet, no pineapples. 

This was a travesty indeed! How was Selppaenip to take vengeance now?

[NameIess]

A thought entered his head.

Perhaps he should give the pineapples the semblance of a  chance. If they thought him unbeatable, then they’d never fight him.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

14 minutes ago, NameIess said:

A thought entered his head.

Perhaps he should give the pineapples the semblance of a  chance. If they thought him unbeatable, then they’d never fight him.

Another thought entered his head.

Perhaps he should give the pineapples the Semblance of Chance. If they thought him unbeatable, then they’d never fight him. 

Edited August 15, 2024 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The problem was, he couldn't think of any way to make himself less awesome.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The problem was, he couldn't think of any way to make himself less awesome.

So he put out a job opening on linked in, preferably to attract anyone named: “…”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Many people applied, including ***, ???, and !!!!.

[NameIess]

But … stubbornly refused to apply

 

 

 

 

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[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

The Once-Author kinda just stood there confused.

And then he poked ...