The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Without learning anything, he tries to catch it with his other hand, now he has no hands.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

On 7/2/2024 at 9:49 AM, NameIess said:

Seeing that it wasn’t Non back for another rematch, Nin waved and said hello. “Have you seen my new apprentice? I’ve only had him for a few days and he keeps running off.”

"Uh...no. I didn't realize you were taking apprentices now..."

Bookwyrm hesitated. "I came to tell you that your master has been killed."

[Vyzkel He/Him]

A gasp was heard coming from a nearby alley.

[NameIess]

On 7/9/2024 at 6:00 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

Nerdy raised an eyebrow, teleported about 50 cubits into the air, and brought the sword down upon Mim for the second time this duel.

 

On 7/9/2024 at 6:25 PM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Without learning anything, he tries to catch it with his other hand, now he has no hands.

Now without hands, Mim begins to wonder if perhaps he should’ve waited a few more days before challenging such an opponent. “How about we call it a draw?”

11 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Uh...no. I didn't realize you were taking apprentices now..."

Bookwyrm hesitated. "I came to tell you that your master has been killed."

Nin frowned. “Really? The old man’s dead? I’m sure he liked that. He always wanted to go out in battle. Considering his skills, it was always a risk that he’d die of old age first.”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

On 7/11/2024 at 11:08 AM, NameIess said:

Now without hands, Mim begins to wonder if perhaps he should’ve waited a few more days before challenging such an opponent. “How about we call it a draw?”

"Mmmmno."

[NameIess]

15 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Mmmmno."

“Alright then. In that case, you leave me no choice but to unleash my secret weapon.”

Mim swings his stumps in a somewhat-cool looking way, then gasps and points one of them at something behind Nerdy.

”Oh storms, what is that?”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

9 hours ago, NameIess said:

“Alright then. In that case, you leave me no choice but to unleash my secret weapon.”

Mim swings his stumps in a somewhat-cool looking way, then gasps and points one of them at something behind Nerdy.

”Oh storms, what is that?”

"You do realize I have eyes on the back of my head, right?"

[NameIess]

14 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"You do realize I have eyes on the back of my head, right?"

Mim blinked. “You do?”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Nah, I'm just kidding. And calling your bluff. That too."

Nerdy then kicked Mim down onto the ground.

"You're making this way longer than it needs to be. Just take the L and go heal already."

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Rye stumbled into the scene, chuckled, then left again.

[NameIess]

17 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Nah, I'm just kidding. And calling your bluff. That too."

Nerdy then kicked Mim down onto the ground.

"You're making this way longer than it needs to be. Just take the L and go heal already."

“Never! To surrender would shame my esteemed master.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hmph," said a man in an undisclosed location. "Hmph."

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Twas very unfortunate when Rye walked in, equally so when he realized he wasn't canon.

So it was fortunate when Rye walked in, wherever he may have walked into.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Some people had some opinions about this. Some very strong opinions, in fact.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Somewhere in a land far, far a way…

*trumpets that sound strangly like the Star Wars theme*
 

Falvan appeared. Wings taut, Plotblade in hand. Eyes downward. Dark mist swirling about him, and another black sword in his other hand.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Rye, who was conveniently standing nearby, immediately bowed and briefly died of awe, but only briefly.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

Rye, who was conveniently standing nearby, immediately bowed and briefly died of awe, but only briefly.

“Hello, I… who are you?” Galvan voice croaked. He slowly began to untense. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Non, Nin, and Mim all start to disappear, turning into dust. Before they disappear, Mim runs and hugs Nerdy, saying for some reason, “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Of course, because this is TLT and someone usually eventually remembers plot, they wouldn't be turned to dust forever.

I hope.

Hopefully.

...

Suddenly, Pineapples.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Selppaenip despised pineapples.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They had been his sworn enemy ever since he was young.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

When they murdered his brother in cold blood.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Drowning in cold blood was a very unpleasant way to die, and so Selppaenip had sworn vengeance.

Twenty-eight years had passed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was walking down the street to the corner store.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Any minute now, he thought.