Wittles he/him Posted January 29, 2023 Posted January 29, 2023 Yes! and maybe have his dog also have been his best and only friend for years to make it that much worse! He'll have to go through with his plan because plot!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Bookwyrm wondered when the plot was actually going to start. His Author wasn't sure. Bookwyrm sighed.
NameIess Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 No one was sure when the plot would start, actually. No one but Kilometers.
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 The narrators all waited in silence for Kilometers to make his next move. They weren't actually silent because they still had to narrate what was going on
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Wait. What if we make him kill his dog... and his cat?! We could be truly evil. We should be, like, evil beings controlling evil Narrators controlling TLT. WAIT!!! While we've been discussing this Kilometers probably had a plan! He's going to summon Moderators to close us down! Sound The A.L.A.R.M. Quickly!!!!
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Kilometers walked into a pet shop.
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: Wait. What if we make him kill his dog... and his cat?! We could be truly evil. We should be, like, evil beings controlling evil Narrators controlling TLT. WAIT!!! While we've been discussing this Kilometers probably had a plan! He's going to summon Moderators to close us down! Sound The A.L.A.R.M. Quickly!!!! We need to fix this fast! What can we do!?!?!?!??!! 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Kilometers walked into a pet shop. He then asked the store owner if they had any really dangerous animals to sell
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 "I have a dog," the store owner said. "I also have this cat. Just be careful not to kill them on the whims of an omnipotent entity!"
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Uh.... Uh..... Why didn't you sound The A.L.A.R.M. when I told you to? It will activate anti-Moderator-shutdown-powers and we'll be safe! Just hurry and do it!
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) Here we go! Edited January 30, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "I have a dog," the store owner said. "I also have this cat. Just be careful not to kill them on the whims of an omnipotent entity!" Kilometers shoved down his panic. After all, he had no idea what the authors had in store for him. "I'll take them both! How much?" 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: Uh.... Uh..... Why didn't you sound The A.L.A.R.M. when I told you to? It will activate anti-Moderator-shutdown-powers and we'll be safe! Just hurry and do it! Right! *smacks button* The A.L.A.R.M. has been sounded! The anti-moderator-shutdown-powers should be engaged
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR!!!! This can't be our permanent fix, this will require too much power to stop the Mods for long. We must transport Kilometers cross-threads. Any ideas where we should put him? I'm thinking "Wayne Trades"
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Just now, Witless of Shinovar said: Kilometers shoved down his panic. After all, he had no idea what the authors had in store for him. "I'll take them both! How much?" Right! *smacks button* The A.L.A.R.M. has been sounded! The anti-moderator-shutdown-powers should be engaged "Just five snails, fifty quid, forty skymarks, ten rupees, eighteen euros, nine gills, twelve Triganic Pu, eight copper, seven gold, and thirty Altirian dollars."
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) Kilometers pulled out his wallet and looked inside. "Dang, I'm short 1 snail, can I give you an extra 5 Altirian dollars? I'm not sure Wayne trades would be the best permanent solution, but it would do for now Edited January 30, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 "No, but I will take a SP in exchange."
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Kilometers sighed, "Oh well, I guess now I only have 4 left, here you go." Quote SP is short for shard plate right?
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said: SP is short for shard plate right? No, but I actually like that better. The pet shop owner gave Kilometers the cat and dog.
Bird Furious she/her/un/important Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) He cuddled them as if he would never see them again. Edited January 30, 2023 by The Halcyon Girl
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) Kilometers was delighted at having a new cat and a new dog. He loved them very much and named them Wane and Wax. I think it's about time for some character development. *Evil author laugh* Edited January 30, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 YES! THEY SHALL BURN! ALL OF THEM!
Wittles he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Are you sure authors? YES. Okay. As kilometers was walking home, he tripped on a banana peel. He dropped his new best friends. They sat there unharmed for a minute, Kilometers sighed in relief, but just then...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) The Authors commanded their Narrators to utterly ruin Kilometers life by making him kill his pets. Imagine their surprise when Platypus landed, Narrationblade in hand, to protect the innocent animals. "Fear not Kilometers, for I have come to protect your pets. The Narrators other than me have other plans, but I shall prevail, for I am the undefeated Platypus!" "Oh. Also, don't try to kill me, it won't go well for you or your pets." "Platypus! You have proved your point. We will hold off for now." "Will you actually?" "No." Platypus doesn't leave. Edited January 30, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
NameIess Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Subversion chose this opportunity to command the dog to kill Kilometers.
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