The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

Rue realizes that she is wanted, Phillipe just didn't know why he invited her because she likes being friends with evil beings. she is still unconscious and on a hangover.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

They are both hit by lightning. For fun.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A conclave of Sith comes and gives them a real shock!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Confusion reigned.

[Immortal Platypus]

A jedi came forth and used the electric judgement on the sith. They all died.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible decided to bring things back around to the vengeance quest by punching Platypus in the face. As hard as he could.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Now, Rue was knocked out pretty good, but being shocked by lightning was enough to awaken her. “WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL LIKE IT’S BEING EATEN BY A VOIDBRINGER?!” She shouted, causing the battle to come to a halt. She started to float and glow, and suddenly a fountain of root opened from the center of the earth. Its goal was to drown everyone. 

[NameIess]

Unintelligible looked at the fountain, shocked. Then he punched Platypus again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The sith began to worship the fountain and their lightsabers became rootsabers.

[Edema Rue she/her]

As a result, you were all swallowed up by the fountain of root. Except the sith. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus looked at Unintelligible. He realized what he was trying to do. Then he punched Unintelligible.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible winced, but realized that unless he did something quick, they'd all drown in the root fountain. So he drank all the root. Unintelligible consumed every drop of root in the entire earth.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus got mad because he wanted some of that root. He punched Unintelligible again, this time for stealing the root.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Sith became The Rooth and much power in the Root side they did have.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Myopic

[NameIess]

Unintelligible burped. “Sorry, but I had to take drastic measures. That much root would’ve killed us in just a few more seconds.”

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus looked around, realized Unintelligible was right, and then drank the sith/Rooth's lightsabers (now rootsabers).

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Rooth took Platypus far away where they could sacrifice him for more root. And more importantly where he just couldn't narrate himself away.

[Immortal Platypus]

Suddenly Platypus disappeared. Phillipe had Narrated him back to the Root Room.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was a mistake, for the Rooth were waiting in the Root Room and they blasted Platypus with Root happiness and complacency.

[Immortal Platypus]

Little did they know that Platypus was immune to magical (or any other type of) emotion tampering.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

His blood content became 110% Root.

[Immortal Platypus]

This was actually less than it used to be. It used to be 1500% Root. He was getting stronger.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Phillipe and the platypus were sacrificed in sync to the Root Lords. Nothing could stop their doom. Luckily, we all honor them, for the earth’s supply of root was returned because of it. However, a new creature for @Ookla the platypus to become came into being…

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm observed this being's formation from his pocket dimension.

Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[Immortal Platypus]

This being was the cognitive aspects of the two beings sacrificed. He was... Phillip the Platypus, Bringer of doom, Ender of worlds, destroyer of Root, and many other titles to numerous to list here.