The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The ELFS decided to unionize.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And then some person gave them sneakers.

[Immortal Platypus]

They decided to wear them instead of their boots in spite of their feet freezing.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

So their feet froze into blocks of ice and stuck to the top of the frozen pond.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Given that they refused to wear socks, they began to hate sneakers as well.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Sadly, they could do nothing about this, as their sneakers were frozen on their feet.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So they decided to heat their feet with volcanoes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Jasnah groaned.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nobody was happy anymore, except the volcanoes.

[Immortal Platypus]

The volcanoes are slowly being put out by the melted ice, but more magma replaces the lava they're losing.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Jasnah was unhappy.

[Immortal Platypus]

Many people were happy because Jasnah was unhappy.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

This was bad. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Jasnah commandeered a death star and began a quest of revenge upon those who were happy because she was unhappy.

[Immortal Platypus]

Adolin tried to stop her but she destroyed him in her anger.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Then the world started raining spheres.

[Immortal Platypus]

The ELFS (having finished melting their icy shoes) begin collecting them.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The spheres had anti-voidlight stored.

[Immortal Platypus]

The anti-voidlight looked wrong and the ELFS hurried to report it to the despicable Santa.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

However, Santa had become stuck inside a pumpkin.

[Immortal Platypus]

The ELFS tried to free him but failed.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Then, somebody entered and baked a pumpkin pie.

Unfortunately, the only pumpkin she could find was Santa’s.

[Immortal Platypus]

Hey. only one sentence allowed. I'll type the second one for you.

Unfortunately, the only pumpkin she could find was Santa’s.

Edited November 25, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You can do two sentences sometimes. You can't do too much, though.

Thus, Santa was unable to give gifts to people.

[Immortal Platypus]

okay. didn't know that.

The people were angry again because of this.