The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Hoid decided to spell the things right.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Satisfied, Jasnah turned to the conga line of volcanoes and

[NameIess]

Pulled out a shotgun.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Screaming and maniacal laughter followed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Quark

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

was the name of one of the volcanoes.

[Telrao she/her]

Quark the Volcano was very

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

sick with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[Telrao she/her]

And the other volcanoes were very nervous around poor Quark.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid

[Telrao she/her]

Decided to get some pancakes.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just like Szeth.

[Telrao she/her]

So the two met at a Pancake bar in...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Downtown Toronto.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was at this point that the moon of the planet known as Downtown Toronto passed through the planet's Roche limit, sending a deadly rain of debris down across the terrified populace.

Which included Hoid and Szeth.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, the debris also formed really cool rings around the planet.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

However, the debris also formed really cool rings around the planet.

Indeed. So Szeth and Hoid gazed at the beautiful rings while eating pancakes as everyone else died around them.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Yet another dent to the already low planet population average of TLT.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A trillion planets appeared that each had a trillion citizens.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the members of the TLT Census Orginization were all on vacation to the remnants of TLT II.

Edited November 22, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Telrao she/her]

But the Ooklas were there to...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Use their death stars to eradicate some of the planets to make the TLT Census Organization's job easier when they got back.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Ookla the {REDACTED} summoned a {REDACTED} of Tennis-Beasts.

Edit: Ninja'd.

Edited November 22, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Edema Rue she/her]

While this all happened, Jasnah decided she was too cool for Hoid and went on a date with Quark the volcano. 

[NameIess]

This made Kelsier very sad.