The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Telrao she/her]

Bob who had previously been Bob #89 but now was Bob #82 was very confused, and decided to eat some cake.

[NameIess]

So the council of Bob created a subcouncil composed of Bobs whose purpose was the recruitment of more Bobs for the council of Bobs.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Meanwile, the Hierarchy of Jane had their own agenda.

[NameIess]

They were upset that the Council of Bob was stealing all their recruits.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So they decided to strike back.

[NameIess]

They planned to kidnap thirteen of tCoB's most promising trainees.

[Edema Rue she/her]

15 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

@AesSedai318

And, uh, everyone knows that the Hierarchy of Jane is the natural enemy of the Council of Bob?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Good!

Now explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Of course! 

As everyone knows, sheep’s bladders have many varied uses. When first removed, they make excellent toys, though that’s irrelevant to us. What is relevant is that when they are stretched, they make a huge,  transparent, nearly unbreakable platform. By steadily covering the earth in several large sheep’s bladders, we can lift up all of civilization, giving our workers room to go down and use other sheep’s bladders to fill in the cracks between the tectonic plates, so that no more earthquakes can be caused. Then we set civilization back down and voila! no more earthquakes. 

[NameIess]

The Hierarchy of Jane knew they would have to overcome some very dangerous trials to steal the trainees, so they hired an expert in stealing stuff:

Edited November 17, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They lucked out and got Dennis.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He was great at stealing stuff, but specialized in stealing planets.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, that was exactly what the Heirarchy needed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He had a odd habit of teaching orphans to say. "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

[Edema Rue she/her]

Nothing gave him more pleasure than watching them scream that they were being repressed while the adult in charge tried to calm them down. 

[NameIess]

You know, there are less Monty Python references in TLT than I would have thought, considering.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It wasn't even the oddest quirk he had. The oddest was...

[NameIess]

His tendency to eat raw potats with a side of human blood.

[Edema Rue she/her]

His own blood. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which had been previously mixed with balsamic vinegar.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Along with some conductive sulfur.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And magnetic cedar wood.

[Edema Rue she/her]

All liquified, of course. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And frozen. And then melted once more.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And then plasmified