The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles broke out of prison using his ultimate kyber-saber. He assassinated several important ghanderflaffle politicians and military leaders. Barnacles made for fake Hawaii.

[NameIess]

There he was confronted by a council of the twenty greatest heroes in TLT.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

He was soundly defeated, by which I mean they cut off his feet.

Edited November 13, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra
Typo lol.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

20 greatest heroes, eh? Well, let's list them!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

There was Bob #1, Bob #2, Bob #3, Bob #4, Bob #5, Bob #6, Bob #7, Bob #8, Bob #9, Bob #10, Bob #11, Bob #12, Bob #13, Bob #14, Bob #15, Bob #16, Bob #17, Bob #18, and Bob #19. But the 20th one was special.

[NameIess]

She was the least qualified.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

She was known as...

[NameIess]

Bob #20

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

.5. This was the child of the real Bob #20, who had not qualified as a hero.

[NameIess]

(As a side note, the name 'Bob' was obviously a codename given to protect all of the heroes from the retribution of Darth Barnacles when he inevitably returned)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The universe was attacked by a invasion of Biomega!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared again to go find out what had happened to the real Bob #20.

Edited November 14, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd by Wizard, which is by far the most impressive Ninja yet, considering it has been nineteen hours.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The real Bob #20 had been consumed by the biomega and reborn as a horrifying monster with atomic breath!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The child of Bob #20, Bob #20.5, decided to battle this great monster in hopes of saving her mother.

[NameIess]

She called upon the aid of the much more skilled Bob #14 to do so.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

In the end Bob #14 was consumed and Bob #20.5 was left alone for being too weak to consider consuming.

[NameIess]

This caused her quite a lot of grief, as Bob #14 had been like a father to her.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A voice cackled. "Good, good. Character trauma is good."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bob #6 slapped the voice. "She's going through a tough time, and you're only making it worse!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Good, Great, Excellent!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bob #11 gave the voice a disapproving glare.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"QUARK!!!!" echoed through the universe.

Edited November 14, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused Bob #11 to yelp and hide under the bed.

[NameIess]

This gave the voice, also known as Bob #1, to run away and hide.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The entire universe started a manhunt for Bob #1. Butt Venture, newly returned from the collapse of TLT II, was leading this manhunt.