The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Suddenly, Apples o' Pine.

[NameIess]

Abruptly, Berries o' Straw.

Edited November 8, 2022 by Nameless

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Spontaneously, Melons o' Water.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A titan named Bob became the ruler of TLT using his absolute charm and good looks.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, he quickly lost the right to rule via section 83, clause 15 of TLT law, also known as the 'no Bobs allowed to rule rule'.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was according to Eof's master plan.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This angered Foe.

[NameIess]

This anger caused him to devour thirteen apples.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And an empty isolation tank.

[NameIess]

…make that an occupied isolation tank.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The funeral was sad.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

:Become: commanded a voice.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But Foe liked being contrary.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So he became.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And thus ended the foul Wood Chuck reign.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

An evil sorcerer named Chuck assassinated a mime using deception and powerful powers from ancient times.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A quokka became a mime.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

A terrifying mime.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The mime to end all things.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The terror and fear it instilled upon TLT was worthy of a name equally fearful and terrible.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This mime became known as... the UberMime.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The UberMime was unanimously voted Most Scary! 2022 Edition!™.

Edited November 8, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

However the Quokka was so cute that no one could stand against it.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It used its immense cutness to mind-control the UberMime.

Sharder One-Liners, here I come!

[Turtle they/them]

the quokka invasion had begun

what why is there a quokka here too lmao