The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Someone held a funeral service for the revenge.

[NameIess]

No one showed up.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was very sad.

[NameIess]

But at least there were flowers.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The flowers were eaten by a caterpillar.

[NameIess]

The caterpillar had almost starved to death, but now he was going to live a long and happy life.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

All of flower kind declared war against the caterpillar.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This caused the caterpillars to become cannibals.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And all the caterpillars died due to this, except one names Bonaparte

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Who was the bestest caterpillar because he ate all the others.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Bonaparte was invincible! He could do anything!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Except fly. He would need to go through metamorphosis for that. Unfortunately, he was fairly obese for eating all the other caterpillars, and was unable to form a chrysalis.

[NameIess]

So instead he fashioned a pair of wings using leaves and took to the skies anyways.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Especially when the wings melted.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

For they had been made of dry ice.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So one kind of screaming ended and another started.

[NameIess]

Because he was falling towards an orphanage.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

An orphanage made of cardboard.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

But when he landed, he realized how truly big he was as the orphans screamed and ran around, lookin g like ants.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He ate them, as they were like ants! His favorite food!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And he grew even fatter. But then, a fitness trainer walked by and with the power of his magic lollipop, made Bonaparte run around and around.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He became a very muscular caterpillar.

[NameIess]

Growing even larger than before, he now dwarfed even the largest beings on TLT.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The Largest Beings was annoyed, and decided to claim vengeance.