The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Pitied the lesser Narrators who could not cure the curse, Nameless did.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Samanth stared in confusion, lacking reference. Humans were weird.

Confused he was.

[NameIess]

Confused everyone was.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Moe the Chicken ate Samanth.

[NameIess]

He was annoying that way.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Samanth stared in confusion, lacking reference. Humans were weird.

Confused he was.

Spoiler

I'm sorry but seeing the name "Samanth" all I can think of is that you must be doing the opposite of the thing where you add an "a" or "ia" to the end of a boy name to turn it into a girl name (Alex -> Alexa, Simon -> Simona, Patrick -> Patricia, Gabriel -> Gabriella, etc)

But you took the "a" off of a girl's name to turn it into a guy's name (Samantha -> Samanth) and for some reason I find that funny sorry.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He was also annoying in the way that he stole people's tuna smoothies.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not very annoying, that was. Enjoyed tuna smoothie, only lunatics did.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Luke Skywalker took over the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Very enjoyable, it was.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle Empire began a war against the Galactic Empire.

[NameIess]

And won, of course.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The Grand Supreme Ruler of All (aka, rabbit king) declared war on the Ghanderflaffle Empire. And won.

[NameIess]

By coincidence.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The GSRoA demanded Ganderflaffle sacrifices.

[NameIess]

This was refused.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The pineapples revolted.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The pineapples were put to death.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And so were the Ganderflaffles. The rabbits were hungry.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The other inhabitants wept.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The bunnies had the other inhabitants build a grand palace for the GSRoA.

[NameIess]

Then the Ghanderflaffles revealed their ultimate plan: They had infiltrated the bunny empire and taken it over from the inside!

[That1Cellist he/him]

Suddenly, a mysterious figure burst from the ceiling with a wave and aura of dark energy. This figure grabbed all the other inhabitants, and then vanished with them all in another blast of power.

[NameIess]

This was mysterious.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The rabbits were furious. In their rampage they destroyed everything for miles all around.