The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

This allowed the Ghanderflaffles to secretly capture the rabbit king and replace him with one of their own.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Luke Skywalker assassinated Nameless' brother.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It turned out that Luke Skywalker was the Rabbit King posing as a human after surviving assassination and capture.

Edited October 8, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Brother's corpse lurched, stumbling back to life and ripping Luke Skywalker to shreds. Then he went looking for more victims.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The Rabbit King ripped Brother to shreds first and only left with a few scratches.

[NameIess]

The shreds pulled back together, and Brother ripped out Rabbit King's heart.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The Rabbit King was unfazed, “Hello, old fellow!“ he said, “Would you kindly put my heart back?“

[NameIess]

Brother crushed it in his fist, then summoned a Blade to cut Rabbit King in half.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Then, after years of storing his powers, Angry Man returned. 

This time, he also had a sidekick, Angry Squirrel.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Angry Man slapped Brother, “Hey, why‘d you crush the Rabbit King‘s heart?“ Angry Man slapped Brother again.

Edited October 8, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[That1Cellist he/him]

Clearly, Rabbit the narrator did not understand the full might of angry man's powers. To prove this, angry man obliterated everything within three planets of him out of sheer anger.

[NameIess]

Brother ripped out Angry Man's appendix.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Except the Rabbit King.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry man left to go prey upon someone weaker than him because he waws feeling like a bully today.

[NameIess]

He waws indeed. Unfortunately, he decided to pick on Eof's old roomate, Ber.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry Man did not realize that Ber was quite powerful as well.

[NameIess]

And he was practiced in the arts of confusion.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Angry Man became Confused Man, and his powers of anger were stolen by Ber.

Edited October 8, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

And so Ber ascended to nigh-ultimate power, coming to the aid of Foe in the great war for TLT.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Eof cursed the betrayal of his roomate, and gathered his allies as well.

[NameIess]

They were depressingly few.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So, to prepare, Eof sent out to ask for aid from some narrators.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, a lot of Narrators were busy doing prophecy stuff.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This was kind of dumb, as the upcoming battle was a large part of the prophesy.

Edited October 8, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Eof knew that the battle would be lost unless he confronted Foe, something he could only do after every part of the prophecy was fulfilled.