The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

It faded almost instantly, refusing revival.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm reached out to it's essence, calling it back.

Suddenly, a distant memory jumped to Bookwyrm's mind.

Someone...No one remembered him. He had no form. He suffered.

I remembered him...I gave him voice and being...

And now I've forgotten.

Bookwyrm hesitated, wondering if it was worth it to pursue something that would soon be lost to the waves of chaos.

[NameIess]

From beyond memory or Narration, the stool had a thought.

All things will be lost in time. All things must matter still.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Luckily the universe was thinking along different lines.

[Going_North_cal]

BoyWithUke appeared and began playing his hit song She Said No. All the people enjoyed it, as he is a very good artist.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then Hoid appeared with his flute.

[Going_North_cal]

Hoid joined in, playing along with BoyWithUke. Together, they created the ultimate music crossover event. The livestream on YouTube reached 1 billion views in 30 minutes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then Hoid got into his Wit persona.

[Going_North_cal]

He began to insult the crowd, but the crowd loved it. It quickly turned from a concert to an Everyone-Against-Wit roast contest, with contestants going up on stage and roasting back and forth with Wit while BoyWithUke played in the background.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a very well-received occurrence among critics.

Edited October 7, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Some of the participants were scorched from the heat of Wit's roasts.

[Going_North_cal]

They went to the hospital to recieve treatment.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sadly, most of them passed.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, one audience member was holding his own in the battle of Wits.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone in the crowd was cheering for him. Nobody had ever seen such a thing before.

[Going_North_cal]

BoyWithUke cranked up his playing as the battle continued, getting more heated.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Jasnah appeared and said "Harsher my husband!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This baffled much of the audience, leaving them vulnerable to Hoid's next strikes.

[Going_North_cal]

Hoid struck firm and fast, roasting people left and right.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Vaporize, many did. Heat too much, it was.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Yoda was shot for treason.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Reach Yoda, bullet did not. Roasted many, Hoid did.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Yoda was burned for treason.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Joan of Arc was there as well.

[NameIess]

As was Hoid. The king was eager to see if Wit's insults could match the heat of fire.