The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Steven began to cry.

TOE walked over to the concessions stand and bought a large popcorn.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"All I did was pay for your whole family to go to college" Steven replied

[NameIess]

Joe shuddered. "Don't remind me."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Every one of my children got stable jobs and are living happy and successful lives," Joe continued. "You're a monster, Steven."

TOE bought a ticket to watch a movie.

Edited August 15, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven noticed something. "Hey, TOE and Joe rhyme!" Steven saw TOE paying for the movie ticket and insisted on buying some for the whole party.

[NameIess]

Everyone groaned in disgust.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Except for TOE, who had left to go watch the Mistborn movie.

[NameIess]

It was really bad.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

TOE, who had never read Mistborn, didn't realize this.

[NameIess]

The rest of the Sanderfans in the theater did, however, realize this. They decided to show the movie how easy it would have been to include the Skaa rebellion arc and reenact it in real life.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused the theater to explode dramatically after a few minutes.

[NameIess]

Leaving Adreus surprised and vulnerable.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Nin's Apprentice attacked him with his R.C.M.K and his R.K.M.B. (Nin's Apprentice had been practicing his unconventional dual-wielding.)

[NameIess]

Adreus gasped in shock, barely getting a shield up in time to save himself.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nin's Apprentice then used his third arm to attack him with the R.C.M.P..

Edited August 15, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Adreus stumbled backwards, casting out blindly with his powers to de-canonize whatever attack was coming towards him and throwing up an impenetrable shield between himself and Nin's party. "Wait, are you a group of adventurers determined to take me down? Seriously?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nin's Apprentice then used his third arm to attack him with the R.C.M.P., the real attack was his pithy reply to Adreus.

[NameIess]

Adreus casually vaporized Nin's apprentice's third arm, then blasted him across the room. "Answer the question. Why have you come after me?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I can't but he can." Steven gives aureus all the lost and abandoned kittens he had found through out the years.

[NameIess]

Adreus gasped, staring at Steven. "You mean... You're here to free Steven from the spell I cast on him?" His eyes teared up. "You mean someone finally decided to see me as a villain? It's been so long."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"It is your fault. You cursed Steven with your villainess." Replied Nin.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven looked down. "Don't blame him. It's all my fault."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Adreus used the distraction to try and escape.

[NameIess]

Escape by KILLING ALL OF THOSE WHO OPPOSED HIM!

(He was a rather experienced villain, after all)