The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Confuzzle the puzzle of lightning doth muffle the fluffle." Safluffled Wizard

[NameIess]

Poor Sequence was having a mental breakdown.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Because of all the weird words, no one noticed that the debris from the exploded planet had begun to pummel the surface of the planet the Narrators were on.

[NameIess]

Fortunately the ere immoral, so problematic non.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

They were all spouting nonsense because their heads had literally exploded, because while they were immortal, they were not immune to damage

[NameIess]

This was all nonsense of course. They could Narrate perfectly fine if they put their minds to it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

As the previous statement was not canon, It meant that they could not narrate very well, especially considering they no longer had minds.

[NameIess]

Didn’t I’d ecosphere! Plan Thebes haversack!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Ц∑∂◊ЦЖ๒ бЦเЦ$ｻ๒ ∆ ∑Яｻ ∑Я∑ $ק◊∑¢иﾉ#!!!"

[Quivil]

Something escaped damage, abandoning the planet. Something only liked explosions when it wasn't within minimum safe distance.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly Abomination drew his mordite sword and stabbed Wizard in the shoulder.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was horrified at the sudden violence.

"What the-what did you do that for?!"

He summoned his Narrationblade just in case.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

A small army of stuffed wolves gathered behind the Bookwyrm, ready to attack at his command.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"That was quite painful," said Wizard as he collapsed from the pain to rest and heal.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible gulped, looking at the Mordite blade, raising his own Sword warily.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

41 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Bookwyrm was horrified at the sudden violence.

"What the-what did you do that for?!"

He summoned his Narrationblade just in case.

Abomination laughed, "you don't know who I am yes?"

11 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"That was quite painful," said Wizard as he collapsed from the pain to rest and heal.

Mythos widened his eyes, "you won't heal from that wound wizard, that was mordite, no-one heals from mordite atleast for a while."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Then I shall be out for a while." Wizard teleports to [NOT FOUND] to heal.

Butt comes and smacks Abomination around.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Then I shall be out for a while." Wizard teleports to [NOT FOUND] to heal.

Butt comes and smacks Abomination around.

Abomination drew his sword and chopped off his hand before he could smack him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt starts crying.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

28 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Abomination laughed, "you don't know who I am yes?"

"No, I don't know who you are."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"No, I don't know who you are."

"I am Abomination, lieutenant of the wither armies and owner of this mordite sword." 

20 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Butt starts crying.

Abomination grinned.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible stepped in between Butt and Abmoniation. “Look, buddy. If you don’t have the guts to kill anyone, why are you waving that sword around? Trying to scare us?”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, in what was an uncharacteristically rash action for him, attempted to use his Narrationblade to knock the Mordite sword out of Abomination's hand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Unintelligible stepped in between Butt and Abmoniation. “Look, buddy. If you don’t have the guts to kill anyone, why are you waving that sword around? Trying to scare us?”

"because I'm not going to kill you. im giving you a warning. be ready to die unintelligible, and tell your narrator friend, Nameless, that he is going to pay." he teleported away.