The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm wondered what had dragged Snotlout As Well As... away.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It wa- *thud, ahhh*...

Edited May 18, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A Selffalfrednahg.

Tip: To consistently spell Selffalfrednahg correctly, just spell Self, add another f, then alfred, then nahg.

Edited May 18, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

These Selffalfrednahg's were not allergic to humans and were very hungry for...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Tuna smoothies.

Unfortunately, the last of the tuna smoothie and the recipe for making more had been destroyed when the cheese planet had collapsed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They faintly remembered that by squishing certain humans that smelled different would get them their glorious Tuna Smoothies.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

They went to go find humans that smelled different.

However, along the way, they ran into some Ghanderflaffles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

These Ghanderflaffles had Snotlout As Well As... and he smelled about right. The Selffalfrednagh's asked the Ghanderflaffles to turn the smelly human over to them.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

But the Ghanderflaffles also wanted some Tuna Smoothies.

Edited May 18, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So they started a coin toss to see who could squish him first. The Ghanderflaffles called heads and the Selffalfrednaghs called tails.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The coin spun through the air, and then...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It landed on it's side. They flipped it again and it landed on it's side. This was because Snotlout As Well As... was Ta'veren.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm had not been aware that TLT had a Wheel of Time weaving threads.

Man, it's been a long time since I've read WoT...I got to book eight and then stopped for some reason. I seriously just need to go and read the whole thing this summer.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The best books are the last three and I was glad when Tylin died

They finally had Snotlout As Well As... flip the coin. It landed on tails.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The Seffalfrednahgs took Snotlout As Well As... and ran off into the sunset.

This displeased the Ghanderflaffles.

So they hired a consultant.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

THe Seffalfrednahgs started torturing Snotlout As Well As... to gain the legendary tuna smoothie. Snotlout As Well As... had been trained by the Aiel though.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He had also been trained by the Fremen from Arrakis.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And he had learned from Taln, the best of the best, the one who had never cracked.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Snotlout As Well As... also had a Shardblade. And a Crysknife. And an Absurdly Sturdy Shield.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Snotlout As Well As... decided it was time and brutally murdered all the Seffalfrednagh's, but he became more than a little mad and decided he had to become Adonalsium.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 hours ago, Sequence said:

"You with the sword!" Fuzzy shouted, pointing at Abomination. "You smell like cheese!"

Abomination laughed, "I mean I did I have a grilled cheese for lunch today."

12 hours ago, Nameless said:

Moni jumped in between Thaidakar and Abomination. “What are you doing here?”

Abomination smiled, "to do my job." and with that he stabbed Thaidakar in the chest. Abomination gave a smile then teleported away.

47 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Snotlout As Well As... decided it was time and brutally murdered all the Seffalfrednagh's, but he became more than a little mad and decided he had to become Adonalsium.

Thaidakar smashed him to pieces somehow.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Snotlout As Well As... came back as he didn't like being pieces and decided to hunt out Odium first.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

9 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Snotlout As Well As... came back as he didn't like being pieces and decided to hunt out Odium first.

Thaidakar sent a pamphlet saying how it uskcs to be adonalsium.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Since Snotlout As Well As... can't read he ignored the paper that appeared in his face as he arrived on Briaze roasting the paper to warm himself up.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Abomination laughed, "I mean I did I have a grilled cheese for lunch today."

Fuzzy glared him. "No I meant- ... nevermind..."