The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mortals]

“Ask my dad”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 made more urgent dusty noises.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence and the Monkey coughed out the dust violently. They handed Ene some glue, and ran over to the sink to get some water.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Monkey had a hairy nose

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 was very happy to be put back together.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene threw in a little extra Narrative magic, too, making sure that 655's new body was functional. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm, still imbued with Wisdom and Survival, was blessed with the wisdom that it was probable 655 would become dust again, but they also knew a way 655 could survive. it involved a nuclear reactor and some zebras.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 wanted to know how.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar built a nuclear missile and fired it on the usa turning it into the Navajo desert reincarnated.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Enantiosis appeared out of thin air, looked around confused, grumbled about crossed wires and wrong timelines, and promptly disappeared.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A little bit of 655's dust got swept along with them.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

That dust had been important to the plan for 655's survival.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was no longer so, as 655 had already returned.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence began to write an epic novel about how 655 went from a normal villager, to sentient dust, to a Returned. It was very successful.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 demanded royalties.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

655's demands were not met.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar exploded 655 into dust and threw the dust into the Shire.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 sued Thaidakar for murder.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sued for sueing.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence and the Monkey sued Thaidakar for suing because of suing.

[Skaromas he/him]

They lost.

[+Doomstick he/him]

just like every one else lost the Game

[Mortals]

Then they won

Edited February 16, 2022 by Mortals

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 was compensated for his disintegration.

[Going_North_cal]

Doomslug entered the courtroom and persuaded the judge to give the money to him instead of 655