The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[AonEne he/him]

Earth's motion passed! But Air really wanted to stay up there. So it started an apocalypse. 

[NameIess]

It was quite easy, surprisingly. You see, humans, for some reason, (along with almost all other life on earth) need air to live, Silly really, but it can't be helped. Earth, of course, was not pleased with this outcome, and sued Air on the grounds that Air took a vacation about 20 seconds before 20-50% of all life on earth died a painful death.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Narrators, fish, and most microorganisms were fine, though. Fire wasn’t pleased with Air’s absence, since they were Air’s dependent.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick wrangled Air with the help of Domesticated Darkness

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth ripped out its heart and ate it.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene politely asked Stick where he'd gotten the Domesticated Darkness. 

[NameIess]

Nameless hurriedly caught the moon on fire to distract Ene.

[AonDoor he/him]

 Unfortunately, this weakened the Domesticated Darkness.

Edited December 23, 2021 by AonDoor

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming. This was what, the fifth time the Ghanderflaffle Empire had risen?

Edited December 23, 2021 by Sequence
I type too fast for my own good.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The Ghanderflaffle Empire did a lot of rising.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it had probably risen at least fifty times

[Robin Sedai she/her]

and had been rising since the beginning of the universe.

[AonDoor he/him]

For some reason, it always finished rising before it was at the top. This was fine, though, as it allowed it to rise repeatedly.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, this time, the Ghanderflaffle empire got to the top, then kept going.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

This, unfortunately, caused both a temporal paradox and a regular paradox at the same time.

[NameIess]

Which resulted in the Ghanderflaffle empire glitching back to rock bottom.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Rock and roll bottom!

[NameIess]

The Ghanderflaffle empire morphed into a cult dedicated to the greatest rock and roll star of all time:

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

(Stormlight 10)

Spoiler

Jasnah Kholin.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The beatles, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, and others, were VERY jealous. They decided to assassinate Jasnah for their own selfish reasons.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

So they hired...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bill.