The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless strode through the ruins. He grinned, feasting his eyes upon the glorious devastation surrounding him. Something moved in the rubble of a broken tower. Timor Pituitae, fear sludge, boiled forth towards him. It trembled, preparing to become Nameless' greatest fear, then froze. Seeming confused, it hesitated, as if trying to decide what it should do about this strange prey with no fear. Nameless smiled, Narrationblade coalescing from shadows, dripping darkness.

[AonDoor he/him]

He was blessed with the power of narration, a terrible gift no one should be allowed to have. It gave him incredible power and made him... AWESOME.

This story has way too many climaxes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Szeth

[NameIess]

felt that something was very wrong with the world.

Edited December 15, 2021 by Ookla the unintelligible

[AonDoor he/him]

He wanted to make the world a better place, so he looked at himself and made a change.

[NameIess]

It didn't help at all.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Szeth sighed, and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

...

hahhahahahahahahahahahhhha

...

 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Szeth was banned from and-ing ever again by the decree of the Black Holed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They'd had enough to deal with already what with all the plot developments Fate had been throwing at them offscreen.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

14 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Szeth was banned from and-ing ever again by the decree of the Black Holed.

Szeth was like storm the black hoed and proper grammar!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Szeth's careless disregard was approved of by ...

{error}

as nothing really matter.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

lexical significance disintegrating

[NameIess]

Falling into an infinite void.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

of

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 14 4 was key.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

A a badsmacked elephanted? Hi, hi, hi!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

...chaos

...meaning is dead

...ahahhahahawhahahhhahhhahh

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

xyzabc why why does it burn xyzwyxz hahahhahaha xkcd hahahahahah

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The universe cried out in pain.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

aapkwdokdjcuwhdfuljwey7y 234t phueyufhnm cuje71871871817*&*78*&*`~(*(`)0~)~_0`_`-` `z -

S:"S:
:~mn~K"
~kdij i WUu@sjKNW @!)!()!()!()!(!)(!)(!)(!)

Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[NameIess]

Nameless walked through the shattered gates of the Ghanderflaffle empire. Out of all the nations on earth, the Ghanderflaffle empire had held out the longest. Indeed, as he walked through the city, a few guards stepped to block his way. He ignored their threats, walking through their raised weapons as if they weren't there. He entered the last stronghold of the broken Ghanderflaffle empire, casually strolling into the power core of the empire, where emperor Haffle the Forty-seventh was in conference with his military advisors. His top general  was speaking. "Sir, we can't hold these... things off much longer. Our forces are depleted, and even the Rhythm of War cannot sustain our soldiers indefinitely." He hesitated briefly before continuing. "Sir, I don't know what we can do. You asked me to come up with a plan, but I have nothing. I don't think that we can do anything to stop these monsters." Nameless stepped out of the shadows, guards belatedly raising blades towards him. "I have an... alternative to dying. I can give you a power source so great that your empire will never fall." He held out his hand, revealing an orb of darkness, barely contained by his narrative essence. "I can give you Ruin itself, shard of destruction."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Emperor Haffle greedily snatched the orb, and before Nameless could do anything, destroyed the entire universe.

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed, deflecting the feeble attempt at godmodding. "This universe will not die so easily. Not yet at least." The emperor took the orb and, with shaking hands, placed it into the power core of the Ghanderflaffle empire. And Ghanderflaffles everywhere began to change.