The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ed Venture]

Adorable kitten puppy hybrids that exist whether or not nature wants them to exist.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴏ̨ᴜɪᴛᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴛᴇɴs, said Death.

[NameIess]

(Death had problems with narrating properly. He didn't visit TLT very often.)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Depression did, however. Very often.

[NameIess]

Especially when X's avatar was around.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

At the moment, he wasn’t, so Joe was overjoyed.

[Mortals]

the narrators were mistaken, the gift was “Death”

[NameIess]

No one really cared though.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Not even Joe.

[NameIess]

Except for the Cancers, of course. poor people born between June 21 to July 22.

[AonEne he/him]

Yes, Nameless got what I was going for! 

These people were not very happy to be given death, so they contacted Death, disrupting his petting. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They got sent to voicemail.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so they decided to evolve to crab

Edited September 22, 2021 by Doomstick

[NameIess]

But it didn't work.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were still stuck in voicemail.

[NameIess]

And they weren't high enough level.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they ground out XP.

[NameIess]

They killed so many Pikachus.

[Mortals]

Ash got angry

[NameIess]

But he was too weak for anyone to care.

[Mortals]

Ash didn’t like being ignored so he evolved his pikachu

[NameIess]

Then all the Cancer's got killed.

[Mortals]

By ash’s Raichu using water gun

[NameIess]

As in using a literal water gun.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And squirtle used flamethrower. As in a literal flamethrower. 

(Don’t ask me where the squirtle came from. It appeared magically. )