The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X pondered the inclusion of the term "normal".

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at him, then handed @Knight of Iron a coppermind.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

And @Szeth's Facepalm was just confused.

She consumed a chocolate peanut butter pretzel.

[NameIess]

Everyone was confused too.

[Condensation she/her]

Then Everyone ate a chocolate peanut butter pretzel. Well, half a chocolate peanut butter pretzel. Someone stole the other half.

[Mat he/him]

Someone thought it was very funny, so they laughed as they ran away. Unfortunately, Someone was caught because it’s hard to run and laugh and eat a pretzel at the same time.

[Condensation she/her]

"Ha!" yelled Nobody, having caught Someone and stolen a quarter of the stolen pretzel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nobody tried to use the quarter in a vending machine.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

It worked. They got more peanut butter pretzels.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They repeated the process.

[NameIess]

But Nothing happened.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With thunderous effect.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

It did damage to all around it.

[NameIess]

And destroyed TLT yet again.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

This was unfortunate.

[NameIess]

Because the football season was just starting.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

This started an argument about American football vs the other football.

Edited September 12, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[AonEne he/him]

All the Narrators held a vote to decide which one they were talking about. 

[NameIess]

But they didn't give Nameless a vote.

[AonEne he/him]

Only named people could vote. 

[Silva]

But like in many democratic societies, not all chose to exercise their right to vote.

[AonEne he/him]

In the end, five Narrators voted each way. A tiebreaker was needed. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

They decided to get a random sharder to decide, someone who was not active on this thread.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Knight nominated @revelryintheart

[revelryintheart she/her]

She enters.