The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Except when they weren't.

[NameIess]

Anyways, the frog? tried to give the depression powered car to Kaladin, but it zoomed off at the speed of light as soon as it got within 1,000 miles of Roshar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The negative energy fried the alternator.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The flux capacitor remained intact.

[NameIess]

And thus the time travelling car of legend was born. It wandered the multiverse, always appearing around areas and times that contained massive concentrations of depression.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He was also a business frog. He sold his cars, and soon he was a millionaire.

Edit: sorry guys, i didnt see the rest of the stuff you added, i thought it ended at "but other people were depressed" ill delete this in a minute

Edit2: actually just ignore this itll mess up the flow of the story if i delete it lol

Edited August 31, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the legendary car of depression travelled the cosmos devouring depression wherever it went.

[Mortals]

(it couldn’t actually time travel, but it doesn’t know that)

[Frustration]

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

Fortunately, the narrators were relatively unimportant ones. They were just @pathfinder and a couple others who never did anything on TLT. Oh, and @Chaos. And @Frustration, who was a bit frustrated to be swallowed whole by a giant frog?.

I'm more confused

Which makes me Frustrated.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It left people soulless and empty inside.

[Mortals]

The frog then ate some important narrators

[NameIess]

Such as X's avatar.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

And Tim the Janitor.

[NameIess]

Tim was very confused.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

He transferred his confusion into anger, and went on a raging rampage.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Everything within 16 light-years of the Cosmere was cleaned.

[NameIess]

It was awesome and terrifying at the same time.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

But weren't much people around to be amazed or terrified.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was, but he was too depressed to be either.

[NameIess]

Except or narrators.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

..were attacked by a space demon. The other Exceptors were perturbed.

[NameIess]

But that was irrelevant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Everything was irrelevant.

[NameIess]

X's avatar really needed some therapy.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

He decided to check with the frog.