The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

She had been created when a certain sharder made a typo. She sprang into existence, but only in the minds of the people who knew she existed.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Thia was somehow the collective idea of the entirety of TLT until that point, and so was immensely powerful.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Powerful enough to make the perfect sandwich.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The only way for it to be perfect was for it to be magic. So guess what? It was magic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Magic forgot to file a report.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless, with no idea of what was going on, made a dramatic entrance. Which included, but was not limited to, 58,021 fireworks going off at the same time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nobody responded. So he entered again.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

This time with a very cute frog. The frog gained much attention and he was noticed this time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a frog in turmoil, crying out for attention.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

It was smushed by a train.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Shadows darkened Truthless’ face. He walked to the frog, and knelt down on the ground. “What narrator is responsible for this?” Truthless asked.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"I don't know," Knight answered, shrugging. "I could bring it back, though!"

The frog sat up, just fine. It was an invincible frog.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

This was much to the creator of the frog's relief. She was very fond of it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The frog wasn't sure how it felt about this Narrator's claim upon it.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The frog wanted to be its own Narrator, not to be claimed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it would have to fight through the rising seas of depression and hopelessness.

[NameIess]

"Don't worry little frog. I'll protect you." Said a formless mist. "Come to me, and your power will grow strong beyond mortal comprehension."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

This news brought a tear to the frog's eye, and it nodded.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The mist caused it to Awaken.

[NameIess]

And the frog began to change.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It grew larger.

[NameIess]

Razor-sharp fangs sprouted from its mouth. Hideous spikes jutted out from its skin. Long thin claws extended from its fingertips.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Wings grew from its back.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

A long, spiral horn grew from the center of its forehead.

[NameIess]

Fire spurted from its nostrils.