The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It had been a strange day.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

then Marsh apeared and slapped Kaladin for

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Having his god complex

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

while a cookie ate 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Green galoshes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and alliterative apples

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

ambivalently ate allomantic armadillos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Whilst warbling winsome whistles on woeful warthogs.

[Jaywalk he/him]

‘Twas terrible travesty today, Tyrannosaurus.

[Kings_way he/they]

Suddenly a meteor named Augustus came and landed on the alliteration, destroying it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

August assonance advanced again.

[Kings_way he/they]

Augustus declared war on alliteration.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

By promoting the mighty A.

[Kings_way he/they]

Santa Claus fell from the sky.

[Mortals]

He landed on a boat which was pulled by

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Racketing rickrolled reindeer.

[AonEne he/him]

This was unfortunate, because 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he was allergic to poodles and

[Silva]

poodles were the latest overlords of Earth.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the poodles ate

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Everyone, including

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hoid's brother 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

His name was Doomathon the destroyer (Of annoying older brothers) and was Hoid's only weakness.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except for bacon.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

he was so stupid that he