The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Quivil]

Which then collapsed from the stress of it, into a singularity.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

[Mortals]

Emerged from the singularity

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

and was all like, "WHat'S uP duDES?"

"SMASH that like button!"

[AonEne he/him]

Everyone did. The little bell, too. They wanted to get updates whenever Hoid posted, and also to support him on Patreon by clicking the link in the description of the video.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

because Hoid was known to make excellent insults, "insults for friends!" on the Patreon page were hamsters, hemalurgically spiked hamsters......

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

There were also spiked cookies.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

which were spiked to become Kandrookies they now can morph into other cookies by eating them.

[AonEne he/him]

This was known among his fans as quality content.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and than Kelsier came and tried to beat up Hoid.

[AonEne he/him]

This was not quality content; but Hoid streamed it anyway.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And then Kell and Hoid made up and re-enacted the Spider-Man meme with

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Kell and Thaidakar

(RoW)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kell was Highly offended that someone was so similar to him that he punched 

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me

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Suddenly, Hoid

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

punched both of them, but then Kaladin

[Mortals]

Smashed the dislike button

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and Hoid, Slapped

[Mortals]

The brick wall

Edited May 19, 2021 by Mortals

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

but then the Brick wall yelled "Ow!"

[Mortals]

The Brick Wall was actually a strangely named English speaking mosquito

[Quivil]

Who was also a vampire

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and now hated Hoid.

[Mortals]

Because Hoid hadn’t noticed his “Ow!”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so the wall told Nightblood to stab Hoid.

[The Technovore he/him]

So Nightblood tried, but suddenly was stopped by The Plot(tm)!