The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

Gas which was provided by the gods. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

This was the land of the Salty Overlords

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because they really hated life in general.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had created their own version

[AonEne he/him]

Through saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own" and then using the Pokemon move Substitute. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

It was very effective

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Those whose reality it used to be were very sad.

Edited March 1, 2021 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

someone was going around earthing the salt

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were arrested.

[AonEne he/him]

For soiling the land. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

with soil

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(the prosecutors weren't very original)

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

they were salted as punishment

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then carmelized.

[The Technovore he/him]

Then they were dipped in chocolate.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and frozen

[AonEne he/him]

before being served on ice. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

as sorbet

[AonEne he/him]

They were quite tasty. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick wondered whether the sorbet was the salt earther or the unoriginal prosecutors.

[AonEne he/him]

The answer was yes. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

the answer was always yes

[AonEne he/him]

Except for when no meant no. 

[theTruthshaper]

And all the times it meant maybe

[AonEne he/him]

And that one time it had meant fifteen.