The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As a sword.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But as a back massager, it could make dreams come true.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A unique application that allowed for conquering success.

[NameIess]

Not that General Grievous ever used it. 

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Not for its intended purpose, anyway.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Most of the time he broke dreams with it, which brought the people together in peace.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And conformity.

[Jaywalk he/him]

An angry dictator entered the scene with large clown feet.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Hello there!”

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Said Obi wan.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The dictator growled.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And glowered.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And grunted.

[Condensation she/her]

And grimaced.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And gallivanted.

[Condensation she/her]

And grinned.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At a sudden realization.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Of a realistic situation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Leading to his domination

[Condensation she/her]

Of the penguinization machination.

[Tacitus]

That had killed his father.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who was now a penguin

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Due to shenanigans.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"That's Mr. shenanigans to you." replied shenanigans.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The dictator refused to apologize.