The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Archer he/him]

Guys, those Last Post Wins fellows are closing in much too fast. Girls, the Last Post Wins ladies are nearing their thread's page count. 

And declared it was a planet

[AonEne he/him]

Nonbinary daisies, TLPW must fall.

Everyone agreed with them, because it was obvious that Pluto was, in fact, a planet.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And not just a large asteroid.

[Mist she/her]

Sir Necromancer Mistborn argued that Pluto's orbit was weird, but didn't care much either way. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was surprised to see Sir Necromancer Mistborn.

[Mist she/her]

"Yeah, it's been a little while. And, y'know, we're in space. Shh. I'm ignoring the need to breathe."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X wondered how SNM was talking.

[Mist she/her]

He waved his hands. "Magic," he mouthed. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was somewhat dissatisfied with this answer.

[Mist she/her]

Then started suffocating. "Well, actually, T brought some air with us, but she left now, so I think I'm in a bit of trouble."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X saved Then from suffocation.

[Condensation she/her]

Treble appeared, reverted to a hedgehog yet again.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene gave Then cookies and wrapped them in a blanket, poor thing.

[Silva]

Then decided to teleport away since they had no idea how they'd arrived there in the first place.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar wanted a cookie.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

His fairy godmother appeared to give him one.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar said hello.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. wished he could also say hello, but he had a deathly fear of fairy godmothers.

So he watched from a bush some 10 feet to the left.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The fairy godmother hissed at AC in greeting.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

AC fainted.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Into a vat of red dye.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He got some in his eye.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The fairy godmother thought it was blood

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And was disturbed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because she tried to drink it and it wasn't nourishing