The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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The Ghanderflaffles were at war with the Berethflaffles

Edited November 30, 2020 by Ookla the Rhadamanthine

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The Berethflaffles thought they were the better Flaffles and the Ghanderflaffles were offened.

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("Offened" being a general derogatory term.)

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they were not, however, offended.

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They didn't really care about the war.

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Ofened was based off of Aon Ene, it roughly translated to "those who have given up wit."

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But this was entirely irrelevant to Jones and Sams.

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they were very witty

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When they felt like it.

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which was about half the time

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That was how cowboys do.

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they were given that Command by Them Dang Potaters

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Tom Joebob coughed.

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Jones stopped.

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Jimmy the bomb defuser also coughed.

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Sams wondered what was going on.

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A bomb was being defused in front of them, that was what. 

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The bomb was planted by Bill the Explosive Gardener

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He had a thing against ostriches.

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They had insulted his mother.

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who was easily insulted

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Though anyone would be when it came to being called a slontze. 

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2 minutes ago, Ookla the Intimidating said:

Though anyone would be when it came to being called a slontze. 

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language!

His mother fell over

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RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BOMB. 

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a loud OOF echoed from the heavens