The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Leaf decided to cheer him up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar didn't feel cheered.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he had a pet llama now.

[NameIess]

And an annoying Honorspren to keep him company.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He decided to take a trip.

[NameIess]

To the place where true happiness could be found. The other side of the universe from Kaladin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But he got lost on the way.

[NameIess]

And wandered too close to the Cosmere.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he was yanked back, since exiting TLT was disallowed.

[Condensation she/her]

Which was quite sad, since he had been trying to go see Melody. She was very optimistic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Without that optimism, X's avatar was trapped in the darkness.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So That Optimism sent a light.

[NameIess]

A light that was made of darkness.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was Schrodinger.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar made an noncommittal grunt in that direction.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The w-axis, in fact.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Schrodinger rather enjoyed the fourth dimension, see.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Though the fourth dimension entities weren't fond of him.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Fifth dimension beings hated him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He knew this one weird trick that they didn't want him to know.

[NameIess]

(He could give people the knack).

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He also knew a fifth dimensional card trick, but he wouldn’t tell him how it worked.

[NameIess]

So the fifth dimensional people hired a . . . assassin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An assassin with a certain skill.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He could pat his head and rub his stomach at the same time.