The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Yvainnie she/her]

4 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Because Star Wars was now a part of the TLT-verse, it was revealed that Kelsier had been a Sith lord the entire time.

And so was Breeze.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But the true sith lord was darth jar-jar

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A full mistborn knight-radiant, who also happened to be an elantrian. “You-sa in big doo-doo now!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Foreboding orchestral music accompanied this dialogue.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It was terrifying for those who witnessed to unveiling of the true antagonist.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so they put the veil back on as fast as possible

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Shallan was now gone forever.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not for any particular reason.

[NameIess]

She just decided to change her name to Shalann

[+Doomstick he/him]

the previous two posts' order was reversed

[NameIess]

It was very uncomfortable. the first post wanted to be a Windrunner, and the other wanted to be anything but.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not for any particular reason.

[NameIess]

Other than the fact that they hated Kaladin.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

That post was insane.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and inane

[NameIess]

But mostly crazy.

[Jaywalk he/him]

With a dash of paprika.

[NameIess]

And a pinch of harmonium... wait.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The post exploded with flavor.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

of rainbows

[NameIess]

And death.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Death unexploded.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Making the flavor even more complicated.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The chef cried into his soup.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The soup was rated very highly rated and the chef now had to watch sad dog movies while making soup.